The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

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Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

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Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

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We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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  • @Marcus

    @Campagnolo Vince!
    Get your hand off it Vince.

    You'll ruin your eyesight.

    \\Thanx. Marcus has been known to adopt a contrary stance to his own just to start or continue an argument -- and he is on form. Take his advice and wisdom.

  • I'm in....loving the rules....may have to address some of them as I am probably breaking them...plus..I'm a triathlete....guess that's a big fat no no as well.........?
    Best rule....n+1....superb!!!

  • @Littlefill
    Welcome velowan. We don't run here. Or swim. Triathlon is like an inverted shit sandwich, IMHO.
    Anyhow...Start with Rule #1. And get yourself some socks. Really.

  • Thanks Harminator......like I said, i thought there would be a few rules that I've broken....
    as for the socks...well to be honest i haven't got time to put them on....
    will revise all rules and adhere to them the best I can.....

  • @Littlefill
    As long as that particular endeavour started with a fat man holding onto the back of your saddle and not in a pond then there's no real damage done.

    I've been reading this during the last week and have found myself trialing some of the aero hints on my rad bike and it's amazing how the slightest adjustment can make quite a significant difference.

    Only downside is that between that, the fact that my sensei is a tester and I'm only a warm up ride from my local club ten mile course, I'm rapidly managing to convince myself that I need a TT bike. (I wouldn't want to contravene rule 54 after all)

  • @DerHoggz
    One other comment, if you are willing to indulge, @frank:
    In the V-Mobile site, it would be great if selecting a comment in the 'Post' tab took you directly to said post instead of the top of the article.

    It would also be cool if there was a way to jump directly to the bottom of a page from the top (still talking V-Mobile site here). The energy expended shaving the guns on race day is nothing compared to the energy expended trying to scroll to the bottom of a page like The Rules.

    So, ok, that was two comments.

  • @Littlefill
    Oh my. At least you aren't sporting a banana hammock. And your jersey has sleeves. Sartorial good sense, that. And I see no evidence of the tri-ubiquitous earbuds playing Yanni or Slayer or whatever it takes to kill the boredom of never riding in a peloton. You clearly carry the Velominatus gene. Welcome.

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