Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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Richie Porte won Paris-Nice. Nice-one
@minion
What, you're not the same person? Anyway only an Australian would be dumb enough to live in Canberra.
@Chris Don't know how you're going on the bike but you have fine sledging form at the moment.
@ChrisO It must be the only thing that's going well this weekend. As well as the sheep shaggers spoiling the party at Twickenham, my car died yesterday making it worth considerably less than my bike but unfortunately it's not finance free. Thought I'd take my frustrations out with a nice early morning 65 km blast only to get a puncture 5km in.
At least I know the drill for standing in a muddy lay-by stripping off a fucked tubular in the rain and getting the spare on. Key tip would be to make sure that the valve extended on the spare is very well screwed on or threadlocked - it was quite alarming to see it start to rotate as I unscrewed the CO2 chuck. The valve cores are all threadlocked but not the extender on that one tyre.
If the espresso machine gave up that would probably tip me over the edge.
@Chris
Roo's good! Haven't had it for a while and am now inspired to get some.
There's Roo more here.
Orrrrr, Anna Meares finished forth behind Sir Chris Hoy in second place in Melbourne GP Race 3.
@sthilzy Bush plum, there's a cheap joke in there somewhere.
@sthilzy A TV doco "Tour for a cure". 1000km ride from Sydney to Melbourne. A poor bloke was knockEd off his bike by a skippy on day3. Didn't rejoin the tour until he recovered 3 days later.
I are horse about 20 years ago in Tahiti (dive holiday). $10, for "boule de viande " I didn't notice the addendum "au cheval" until we'd walkeaaa way. Odd texture, but anything' s better than Maccas.
Not keen on Skippy, but other Aussie treats sucks as Balmain bugs, shark, etc, especially with a good Aussie wine (not the rubbish we send to England as punishment for robbng us of the Rugby World Cup by one point when Wilkinson flunked a penalty) are great.