The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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  • @Chris Accepted, gladly, seeing that I am not  a god-botherer. Just the opposite. More of an heretic. I know I'm destined to an afterlife in a very hot, sulphurous cave, if there is an afterlife.

    As to penance: Did 70km yesterday, including two rounds of my 25km hill circuit. is that OK for a beginning of my penance?

    I am presently editing video of my hill circuit and if it turns out worth watching I'll post a YouTube link to it.

  • @DocBrian

    @Chris Accepted, gladly, seeing that I am not a god-botherer. Just the opposite. More of an heretic. I know I'm destined to an afterlife in a very hot, sulphurous cave, if there is an afterlife.

    Yay, another one!!

  • @DocBrian

    As to penance: Did 70km yesterday, including two rounds of my 25km hill circuit. is that OK for a beginning of my penance?

    Only you can say whether enough V was dished up for it to be a penance but it seems fundamentally wrong to allocate rides retrospectively like that.

  • @Chris

    ...but it seems fundamentally wrong to allocate rides retrospectively like that.

    It kind of defeats the Porpoise of Penance. It's not penance if you're not kind of dreading it in advance.

  • @Chris Then this Sunday I'll suffer the 3km "Cardiac", for my penance. This is a dreaded local hill....twisted, steep, 10% to 12% not all but most the the way up. Cadel did it about 7 times on a recent charity ride here. The sainted one went up and down like a yo-yo, cajoling  we lesser mortals to conquer our pain and keep our legs rolling in great pain until we reached the top (where I was lucky enough to have my photo taken with the Master.  See photo in earlier post, above).

    Part of the Burrawang/Robertson run that the Sunday morning group that calls themselves "Cheesecake" undertake regularly. As part of the penance I will accept their laughter and derisory comments at my agony.

  • Perhaps (perhaps) a similar video for Frank? In Het Wiel Van Eddy Merckx [video]

  • Pertinent to comments above about nasties in Ausstralia. the brother of a Colleague of my wife has tonight been reported as having been taken by a shark off Perth, Western Australia, while surfing.

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