The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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  • To the respected gentlemen guarding this site, greetings.

    Geezer here (if you need reminding, I am the 52 yr old who shaves his guns but not his face). Well, the world has taken a turn for the surreal, for my good friend, and long-time cycling bud, has brazenly abused rule #8 with this crass tape job. He was cleaning his steed and sent me this pic (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151370453086801&set=o.241371401890&type=1&theater). We're debating the merits of glowingly bright "gold" bar tape. He insists that he hasn't broken rule #8, and that the tape makes his bike faster. On both counts I disagree. Please advise.

  • @Geezer Gold is very dense, much fender than lead, but not as dense as Uranium 235. It is probably denser than white tape and thus would slow even my best friend (see photo above) Saint Cadel .

    otherwise his steed is grouse.

  • @DocBrian

    Yup! He was eaten up! 24 yeas young! Confirmed today.

    Bugger..bugger...bugger

    Sorry, should have quoted, rather than replied. Clearly, I was referring to this of the two tragedies.

  • @zipper Grouse is good. In fact His bars do look great. I will retape my Jamis bars with white/black when they need it, but the gold does look spiffing.

  • @Bespoke thank you. I did not know the young man, but  clearly my wife's colleague and her family must be upset. (is that an understatement?)

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