Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@Barracuda
Congrats. Have you had your initiation date through yet? You will need a nuclear/chemical bio suit, some dishwasher salt, a clown wig and a large bag of peanut M&M's. Enjoy!
@meursault
You forgot the Honey. I still bear the mental scars from mine!
@meursault
Aaahhhhh incredibly humorous. You forgot to mention disinfectant, large garbage bags and a red billiard ball. Can I bring the wife, she loves to watch
@Barracuda Oops just got the grey order myself......(feeling pretty smug)
Gentlemen and Ladies,
I've been surreptitiously enjoying the site for some time now...
At some point recently I began to feel some discomfort at my lack of manners - voyeuristically receiving while giving nothing in return. Luckily, I have been able to rationalize this turn of events by blaming the lot of you...for being so eloquent in your musings...ruthless in taking the piss out of one another and by virtue of knowing very little about this terrific sport.
However, I now feel compelled to say hello. Hello!
I live in Toronto. I bought my first proper road bike near the end of last summer And since that first day in my local bike shop my thoughts, dreams and waking moments have been consumed with thoughts of cycling. I rarely run anymore. I've taken the summer off from squash.
From the beginning I've tried to do things right - to be respectful of the culture and tradition of the sport - NOT to be an asshole. My entry point was Full Carbon & 105 - The bike fitter directed me to a Specialized Tarmac. I've since spent a ridiculous amount of money on Dura-Ace wheels that may possibly feel slightly quicker than those they replaced but look awesome and make me FEEL good!
The Rules resonated for me instantly. They ring true to what lives in my heart.
I will now go back to skulking about. Carry on if you would.
D.
@kixsand
No squash? That's almost as bad as @brett's vegetarian business.
Welcome, from another recently-arrived.
@PeakInTwoYears
Cheers! Thanks @Peak
Dear Keepers of the cog,
I have a possible inclusion for the lexicon. When a rider unzips their jersey and reveals a full thatch of chest hair it is referred to as "Darwin's base layer". I'm sure the owners of such a fine crop of hair are breaking any number of rules but said base layer does come in handy when the temperature drops (as its prone to do in these parts).
Love the work you are doing, keep it up.
Dominic.
Living life to the V. New supermarket opened up recently. Now can shop at your supermarket too!
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Living life to The V. New supermarket opened up recently. Now can shop at your supermarket too!