The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:

Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.

Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

Conduct:

We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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  • @viking

    Hi, as a newby hear I could do with a hand. How do I get my picture up on my profile? Or is this something I have to earn? Sadly computers and myself don't get on, Park don't make a tool to work on PC's.

    The images next to your user name come via the website http://www.gravatar.com register on there using the same email address as you used for here & it will carry across.

  • @Roger Ramjet

    Hey all

    I´m new in here but I can see that there is much discussion about fine mechanical tolerances and debate about optimising riding position.

    I am wondering if any one has experience with cleat hight adjusters - ie. stuff under the shoe cleats to compensate for the differing leg lengths that most humans have?

    Shims under the cleats are used to correct more significant Leg length discrepancy, if there are small LLDs cleat position can be used to address that,and sometimes it's more muscle imbalance forcing you to sit crooked on the saddle rather than LLD. People who have had a broken leg or ankle often have one leg longer than the other,  which needs correcting but its something a physio would need to measure and isn't something you should try and correct yourself based on what you think is going on.

    Shims inside the shoes can straighten out the leg drive by supporting the arch and stopping the knee moving towards the top tube as you pedal, but that's a different issue and not related to having an LLD.

    Getting a bike fit is neccessary, IMO, to sort it out, it's not something you should try and resolve yourself based on how you feel on the bike.

  • @Dominic Dentry I recently became aware that I was bearing my base layer in front of my regional director at an after party of the recent race here in Fort Collins, CO. I'm so thankful to have some terminology behind my offense! My wife was the one telling me to zip it...which normally refers to offfensive jokes and comments about to come from my mouth.

  • @canerican

    Oh hai! Just joined and I'm sure I've probably broken at least 30 rules

    Well, the part that we can see clearly looks pretty nice...

  • @zioneyez

    @Dominic Dentry I recently became aware that I was bearing my base layer in front of my regional director at an after party of the recent race here in Fort Collins, CO. I'm so thankful to have some terminology behind my offense! My wife was the one telling me to zip it...which normally refers to offfensive jokes and comments about to come from my mouth.

    Did your RD give you a promotion? Or ....... At times it is appropriate to bare it in front of Management.

  • Not yet, perhaps she had other motives when offering to drive me home...aside from the Maui Brewing porter  finished with New Belgium Trippel (2).

    i played it all wrong! I'm new to the Rules, but eager to learn the way.

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