The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

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  • Can anyone offer up an assist? Planning trip to see Giro with family. Aside from obeying Rule 11, anyone have any travel suggestions for this year's route.  I'm finding that this is logistically much more difficult than Paris Roubaix a few years ago.  Then, I just left them in Paris to enjoy themselves. I only need a stage or two.

  • @ChrisO

    @canerican

    Oh hai! Just joined and I'm sure I've probably broken at least 30 rules

    Thank you for visually articulating my hatred of Instagram.

    Indeed you may, but that image was made with Hipstamatic.

    And on that note... Did anyone call out two cages?

  • Hello all.  My name is Lance and I am starting my journey in the Velominati.  I look forward to meeting you all.

  • @unversio and in one move you've opened the floodgates for 5 days of love/hate/worship/denounce/victim/cheat discussion.  Well done that man.

  • @Lance H

    Hello all. My name is Lance and I am starting my journey in the Velominati. I look forward to meeting you all.

    Hi Lance. We're all like alcoholics here but for bikes instead of booze. Welcome.

  • Hi,

    First time poster here, but have been following the many amazing articles and living by the rules for the past year.

    I may be posting this in completely the wrong place, and if so I apologies.  I am bringing my very white, Velomiwookie, British self out to California for a week and plan to see Orange County and surrounding areas by velo whilst my Velomihottie is at work.

    I am looking to lay down some 'V' with a knowledgeable local  who can show me some epic routes.  If anyone is up for meeting up during the week between 28th April and 3rd May then let me know.

    Huffing_hippo

  • I have posted over in the bikes before

    now when I log in and go over to the the bikes it says that I am not logged in.

    what could be the problem

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