Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@frank Thanks Frank. I think there were three or four at least - it seemed to happen in two bursts, so I could post, then I couldn't, then I could, then I couldn't and now it seems OK.
This would be where to insert that gif about production bugs, if I had it.
No worries, whatever you've done seems to have wiped the spam, so I guess it's worth a bit of collateral.
@frank Trying again... ironically my reply last night didn't appear.
That's the weird thing. I can post, then I can't, then I can, then I can't.
This is probably the third time it's happened now.
Each time I try a couple of posts before giving up and coming back a few days later to try again.
@ChrisO
Are you logged in on two seperate devices ?
iPhone and or PC ?
@Barracuda
No, it's either my laptop at home or PC at work. But it has happened on both.
Seems to have been cleared now, as the replies above have now appeared. But I've been and gone several times now, like Cadel Evans on a mountain climb.
Frank thinks it might be to do with my IP address, or maybe it was the ionic phase shift caused by our re-entry from hyperspace, something like that.
@Barracuda
So this is my second reply to @Barracuda... first one (from home laptop) didn't appear, this is from work laptop in the office.
Pretty sure it hasn't been confined to one or the other though.
I very occasionally look at the site on mobile but rarely post that way.
Anyone noticing a performance improvement? Site seems to be screamin' lately, not by accident. Loads of work has gone into getting this fucking thing off its knees, just wondering if its feeling faster to anyone other than the Keepers?
Yes, definitely better for me. I read a bit at work but rarely post from there, and often the posts won't load, which I put down to the shite IT. Home-wise, it was getting frustratingly slow but is now very good. I love the site and appreciate all the effort that goes into running it, and therefore won't complain about the performance (see rule #43)*, but there's definitely been an improvement which is much appreciated. Chapeau, Sir.
*well, just one tiny complaint - you gave me a +1 the other day but I never saw the jersey, ....
@Frank does seem a bit faster, it seems more consistent now.
By the by, I dropped you an email (to all accounts) can you drop me a reply please.
Apart from my home IP issue it is fine, and yes does seem to be much faster.
Thanks for checking the spam for me after my 'barking'. I hope you admire the persistence of my belief that anyone might give a shit about whether my comments disappear into the ether or not.
Oddly enough I'm probably one of the least likely to be sharing my IP with a terrorist - the internet out here is controlled behind a firewall run by the telcos who provide the connections, and it is monitored as closely as these things can be.
We can't access quite a lot of sites and I'm not talking just porn and extremism. For a long time we couldn't even access Flickr. They also block any VOIP services, but one suspects commercial reasons behind that.
Seems much better by mobile here. All comments are appearing under articles too. Thanks for all the hard work.