Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@The Oracle
If you've on as The Oracle in some unpronounceable place in WI, I've just followed you so you can click on my link and you'll see the club down at the bottom right.
@The Oracle
Try this.
@Chris
@Nate
Thanks guys.
Oh, and it's pronounced, "sawk' vil".
I like some of your rules and others I do not like. Many of them are preppy and some are even rather annoying. Some are ok. This is my observation. I will abide by the ones I like and ignore the ones I don't like. You will not change my mind on this unless I decide that you have a better point than I do and I don't fancy your chances but you should definitely try but prepare to be gut-wrenchinly disappointed. I will not join any club, society, tribe, group or gathering with a single purpose and I will not sign any forms unless I have to or my mind changes or I get conned into it which you should never try because I can be dangerous on a bike; very dangerous. Smokingly dangerously hot to handlebar if you ladies know what I can be meaning. Don't mess with my flow or my mojo. Oh no! No ho. Be cool.
No pictures please and I do not wear matching loud branded kit because I am not a human billboard and my body is someone's temple so paws off with the freaky coloured sausage look ok? Other than that we have a deal. Good to be on board.
What happens next?
Gdog of the Mighty Swampdogs, purveyors of the finest lawlessness known to two wheels.
lol wtf
@Oli
Thanks for the heads up, nearly blew tea out my nose.
@Gdog of the Swampdogs
I've got only one answer for ya.
Hoop Girl.
It doesn't mean any more or less than what you posted, but damn it's mesmerising...
@mouse
and a great way to keep in shape!
I know who that is
How do you embed videos, BTW?
@mouse
It's good but it's no Trololololololololololo...