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Anatomy of a Photo: Huevo with Sour Cream

“If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.”

Photographs trigger memories and emotions within the human psyche that last a very long time, and remind us of where we were, what we were doing, and how we felt at any given moment of our lives. The above image, although still fresh in the time/space continuum, nonetheless brings back happy times for myself.

It reminds me of Australia, of my friends, as we watched the late-night telecast of Stage 8. It reminds me of the banter between us, with one member of the viewing audience vehemently trying to defend the merits of Armstrong’s challenge for an eighth win. He was systematically taken apart with vigour, backed up by the performance unfolding on the road before us.

Astana was on the front of the peloton, with Tiralongo driving a frantic pace as they hit the base of the climb to Avoriaz. There was a dark figure sitting on his wheel, with a look on his face that said he was already well into the red, but knew that soon his time would come to up the intensity a notch further and put the other teams a little bit deeper into the box of hurt. I wasn’t sure who he was, but he was soon to be a new hero when he buried himself for kilometre after kilometre in service of his team leader. Daniel Navarro was a stud that day, and for the days to follow.

The heat of the day was intense, and I commented on how the riders must just be about cooking themselves, with whatever enhancements were flowing through their veins adding to the risk of their blood boiling and their hearts exploding out of their chest cavities. I was excited beyond belief; it was top-fueled racing, almost like the old days. But this time, it was Armstrong who was feeling the brunt of a dominant team working against him. I was almost screaming at the tv as he struggled to keep the furious pace being dished out at the front. “Go on, bend him over and fuck him, like he’d do to you!” is a pretty close approximation of the words I used.  Did I mention I was excited?

When Pharmy crashed the first time, he was done. He chased back on with all his old vigour, but you could see that the effort had taken its toll on his aging legs, and when Astana turned up the heat again, his Tour glory days were fading rapidly in the rear-view mirror. By the time the above scene took place, he was a well-broken man, a shadow of his former self, an empty shell going through the motions, taking his team mates down with him as he threw in the towel like he’d never even contemplated before.

I wonder if, as he stood there in the middle of the road, without any urgency or desire to get back on the bike, that his famous words were swilling inside his head; “Pain is temporary, quitting is forever”.

Adios, Huevo.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • @all
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  • @all
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  • @frank

    @sgt

    I'm just going to cheapen it now, but really what it comes down to is how exciting the racing is; how much of The V is being laid down? How exciting are they making it? Even with Pharmstrong, when he'd attack on the first mountain stage, at least that stage was fun to watch. Of course, the rest of the Tour sucked because all the suspense we used up, but that was better than the Indurain era, where he never even did anything outside the ITT (except when he dashed off with COTHO2 in, was it, '93?)? Zero suspense.

    I love good bike racing, and rarely - if ever - think about doping while I'm watching them ride. All that occupies my mind is how exciting and beautiful our sport is.

    Just reading some old quotes and came across this.  I, like you dont think about what is in the system when they are racing I just want to see great racing and therefore the tactics of the recent tour dissapoint me.  I dont want to see people ground to a pulp by a relentless machine.  I do want to see the man in yellow grab the tour in the mountains with a scintilating attack. I want to see the big guys go mano a mano.

     

  • @frank @brett

    @
    Personally, I really appreciate yours and every other discenting opinion on the site. Everyone's disagreements are always measured, always persuasive. They make me stop and think, and question. This is a great community here because people don't all have the same opinion, it keeps the conversation rolling. Everyone is encouraged to say what they want, believe what they want. If everyone had the same opinion, well, it would be boring, wouldn't it? So, keep it coming.

    Good one brett and frank. Seems Armstrong was swiftly forgotten.

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