Cogals (pronounce it correctly: kog-al) are meetings of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride. Cogals are free, open to all, organized by our fellow Velominati and are always followed by consumption of post-ride recovery ales and merriment. These are gatherings of unbridled observance of Rule #4.
Cogals differ themselves from other group rides by the meeting the following criteria:
- First, Cogals are free, organized and supported through Velominati, though not necessarily a Keeper. Anyone is welcome to join a Cogal. Legally speaking, however, we have no involvement, so if you crash or die, it’s your own problem. Please be careful to study the route previously and take precautionary measures to stay safe.
- Second, a Cogal is a day-long undertaking that focuses 100% on the bike. The rides are categorized (Casually Deliberate, Rule #5, Rule #10, for example) but are long. This is what you’re doing today, nothing else; see Rule #4. Rides can be any length, but a minimum distance of 130km should be expected.
- Third, Cogals always include a session of Malted Recovery Beverage Consumption after the ride. Whenever possible, it should also include a pre-ride espresso.
Not all the events in The Cogals are actual Cogals. We also post rides and events that are of interest to the community, as well as Keepers Tours, which are Velominati-hosted, paid cycling Tours tailored to the tastes of a velominatus.
Any member of the community is welcomed to organize a Cogal. If interested, either post your interest below or email us with the following information:
- Date of Cogal
- Starting Address (ideally somewhere neutral, like a café or park)
- Route (MapMyRide, Bikely, or Strava)
- Ride Classification (Casually Deliberate, Rule V, Rule VV, or suggest another)
- A paragraph describing the Cogal
Upcoming Cogals
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@sgt
@mcsqueak
Ive had one in the queue for almost 5 months so don't feel to bad.
granted it could be total rubbish as writing is not my thing. In that case I thank them for not humiliating me.
@mcsqueak
I think it was working, until right now.
@RedRanger
As a manger, I find public humiliation to be a remarkably effective motivational tool. Go figure.
@sgt
huh. When I deal with my "team" I find humor and respect gets me what I want.
@sgt
Yes, it was. But now I'm going to go out and buy the most ill-fitting, bright yellow safety vest I can find. Probably from REI or Dick's Sports.
@RedRanger
You should try it my way. Just to mix things up.
@sgt
Ill give it a go. keep them on their toes. plus there are a few I could live without anyway.
@RedRanger
Hawthorne Effect
Who knew that fucking with people's heads would make them work harder?
@RedRanger
I'm aging it like a fine wine. It will see the light of day.
@godsight
Oh snap, now I'm gonna need to up my game if someone from the same age group is coming.