Urban Riding: The Sanctity of the Bike Lane

Stay on your toes: you’re in the bike lane now.

There was a time when the world was painted in hues of black and white. Right and Wrong were separated by lines painted in such a thick, heavy paint that even to wander close was to already alter your very nature. The Elders taught us on which side we were to dwell and what evils would descend upon us if we were to transcend into the void. Little was known of what dwelt on the other side; the mind imagines the most horrific beasts in the unknown.

As Cyclists, we dwell in the space between black and white; everything we know is confined within the shades of gray that exist between two absolutes. Nowhere is this more true than when we subject ourselves to the roads to ply our craft at the mercy of motor vehicles, pedestrians, and the department of transportation’s ability to place potholes and manhole covers in the most inopportune locations. A moment’s inattention and our fortunes could shift dramatically.

The bike lane is shrouded in an air of false security. The white line painted a few meters from the edge of the road offers little by way of providing a barrier or any other kind of physical protection. Nevertheless, we wrap ourselves in a blanket of wishful thinking and pedal merrily along our way. The biggest problem with the bike lane is the total disregard that people, traffic, and road crews have for how few options we have outside of our narrow strip of tarmac in the event that the way is blocked, often unaware of the dangers their behaviors impose upon us. These are normally not intended as threats; it is simply a lack of exposure and appreciation of the risks we as Cyclists endure. In the spirit of Rule #3, I will outline some of the greatest risks.

  1. The bike lane is not a turning lane. In many cases – at least in Seattle – the bike lane will be sandwiched between traffic on the left and a parking lane on the right. Traffic will use our humble strip as a turning lane, or use it as a runway for their futile efforts to parallel park.
  2. The bike lane is not a parking lane. If there is no dedicated parking lane, the bike path serves double duty for this purpose in the eyes of the driver. I have had the unpleasant experience of entering a suddenly stopped car through its rear windshield; it is an experience I prefer to limit to a single occasion.
  3. The bicycle lane that was crossed in order to park your car may occasionally contain a person riding a bicycle. Please look behind you prior to opening your door.
  4. Bike lanes are not construction tool collection areas. Cones, shovels, gravel, loitering workers have all sent me diverted into traffic. What’s so attractive about using the bike lane for this purpose? Surely the grassy bit between the sidewalk and the street is equally suitable.
  5. Please repair the tarmac with the same care given to the car lanes. I understand that water mains, power lines, and sewers might need to be accessed by way removing the tarmac in the bike lane. But that lumpy patchwork with the long seam along the edge that runs parallel to the direction of travel is lethal.

Too many Cyclists are being killed doing what they love. We all understand what we risk and accept those rather than not ride our bikes, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I’d rather live to ride again tomorrow. We all have to come together with our fellow motorists to understand how best to work together. But most of all: be careful and diligent, my fellow Cyclists.

Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • +1 to both Portemat and Puffy.

    London isn't so bad but I'm with Puffy on the "first world problems" point of view.

    In the lovely UAE they build fantastic bike paths. There's 85km of perfectly-surfaced traffic-free biking out in the desert with the occasional view of a herd of oryx, which is great if you want to ride 85km in the desert with oryx but crap if you want to ride to work or down to the supermarket.

    I was once riding to the off-road cycle path near where I live  when I was stopped by a police car and told I wasn't allowed to ride on the road to get to the cycle track, I should drive there with my bike.

    Happily mostly the police ignore us and the drivers don't go out of their way to endanger us - that comes through inattention and not expecting to see people on bikes.

    But in general this is a place where cycling is for training or on dedicated circuits. The idea of taking the bike just to go somewhere, let alone doing it in a bike lane of good, bad or indifferent quality, is simply not feasible.

  • @RedRanger    You mean everything on the internet is not true, I'm shocked.   On the other hand this could go a long way to improving cycling safety.......

  • @Fausto Crapiz

    Hate being obvious, but will the rider in the photo get both hands on the bars and put the frigging phone away?

    Hey, someone's gotta risk life and limb for the sake of making a point. And don't worry, I was economizing my activities by also taking a few selfies while I was at it.

  • Okay Frank, you've done it - I've finally seen a s**fie that doesn't piss me off. And, that one actually makes me smile. Strong work! Thank you!!

    There is a church down the block from me. Not only do perpetually late parents use my block as a cut through zone for drag racing at 7:56 weekday mornings, en route to drop off their little fuckers BUT every Sunday they use the bike lanes on the main street for parking. No joke. A mile in either direction and across a bridge, they fill up the entire bike lane, pushing cyclists into traffic. It's insane. The police station is also across the road, but I think they let this slide.

    Do unto others, eh...goddamn Catholics. (relax, I was raised and confirmed Catholic, I've just come to my senses.)

  • Bike lanes, what a luxury! To quote Sinead, "I do not want what I have not got", or something like that.

  • This article makes me really admire those who live in urban areas, it really takes a different commitment to ride when so populus dense.  Chapeau for you all

    Conversely, living in a rural town of 12k, there are no bike lanes.  I have had to educate/enlighten the mayor and council on what bike lanes even are, and still we have none these years later, as they see it a waste of time...I mean who even rides a bike when you can drive a car...right???   So much for city admin and planning

    But, I'll take it, the trade off from population density, to just a few drunks in ford pickemups, once in a blue moon.  The roads are shit, but there is no traffic either, so all in all, a fair trade

    I think in Utopia/Merckx in the sky, there is the marriage of both no traffic and all bike lanes, er...open roads

  • @frank

    @Fausto Crapiz

    Hate being obvious, but will the rider in the photo get both hands on the bars and put the frigging phone away?

    Hey, someone's gotta risk life and limb for the sake of making a point. And don't worry, I was economizing my activities by also taking a few selfies while I was at it.

    Is this the start of a "who can make their helmet look the biggest in a selfie" competition?

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