Fabs and Vanmarke make the split on the Kwaremont. Photo: Alexandre Voisine

I had always imagined that de Ronde van Vlaanderen must be hardest race in the world. The way I worked it out – having never ridden the course of either event at the time – was that de Ronde had the same cobbles as Roubaix, but with 20% grades thrown in. It makes enough sense so long as you don’t know what you’re talking about, but what you quickly discover once you have ridden them both is just how bad the cobbles of Roubaix are: the worst kasseien in Belgium are about as rough as the best pavé in France.

Both routes are so hard you need to experience them in order to appreciate their difficulty; words are hopelessly inadequate in describing the separation the rider feels from their bicycle while simultaneously feeling more connected to it than at any other time. It is through breaking down the illusion of control that the Cyclist is finally allowed to truly bond with their machine.

The element that makes Vlaanderen a slightly easier race is the most counter-intuitive: the bergs. On most routes, the hills are what separate the wheat from the chafe. Yet because of the brutality of the cobbles, they allow a rider to hide. The secret to riding cobblestones is speed; the faster you go, the better the bike is able to skim over the top with the effect of smoothing them out. This requires big, big power to sustain over the distance of a secteur of cobbles, let alone over the whole of a race. But the bergs neutralize the speed somewhat; how fast can anyone go up a 20% grade – on cobbles, no less? The answer is none fast, so the gaps between the strong and the weak are reduced somewhat until the final decisive moments when the pressure is so great that every chink in the rider’s armor is ruthlessly exposed.

To ride the cobbles is to dance with paradox: ride full gas while keeping something in reserve for the crucial moment  – not when the odds are stacked in your favor, but the you are at the smallest disadvantage. During Sunday’s Ronde, we saw a Cancellara who was not at his best; he won both his previous two Ronde by being so superior that he could drop his adversaries on the last of the steep grades. This year, he made his move on the one section of the finale where his power was a definite advantage, despite his relative weakness on the day; he attacked not on one of the two steepest parts of the Kwaremont, but on the cobbled false flat between the two where speed could make a real difference. He then hung onto Vanmarke over the steep Paterberg before being dragged patiently to the sprint finish to take his third Ronde. 

Cancellara is learning tactics as his strength steadily wanes; before last few year, there was no need for such subtlety. Now he is patient; he is calm. He knows both his strength and weakness, and doesn’t let the antics of the race affect his action. It reminds me of Neruda:

I like you calm, act as if you were absent, and you hear me far-off, and my voice does not touch you.

– Pablo Neruda

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @KW Mini-Phinney has the right amount of dumb in spades to be successful at PR. Having a gigantic engine doesn't hurt either.

  • @Pedale.Forchetta

    I hope you would reconsider the use of selective color to the photos.

    Oh thank christ someone said it.  If there are Rules of photography, this is a serious breach.

  • @frank

    A quote from Phinney today that contradicts my theory

    At Roubaix it seems like it's a bit easier to be at the front when you need to be, although maybe that's just me because I'm not thinking about a climb coming up," he said. "I find it's easier to fight before a flat cobbled section and expend energy that way, rather than think about going into the Kwaremont or Paterberg or something like that.

    We'll have to see how he fairs on Sunday! He rode a pretty great Ronde.

    It was interesting listening to Backstedt commentating on Sunday, he mentioned his prep for Roubaix was always to use de Ronde as a final training ride where you go as hard as you can for as long as possible & then just look after yourself during the week. What better way to go hard than spend ~200k driving the break?

  • @andrew

    @Pedale.Forchetta

    I hope you would reconsider the use of selective color to the photos.

    Oh thank christ someone said it. If there are Rules of photography, this is a serious breach.

    Really? I think it nicely highlights the riders and their machines. What else really matters?

  • @andrew

    @Pedale.Forchetta

    I hope you would reconsider the use of selective color to the photos.

    Oh thank christ someone said it. If there are Rules of photography, this is a serious breach.

    Agreed.  As someone who is as passionate about photography as I am about cycling (blasphemy I know), I have grown to loathe those types of kitschy photos.  They have a place only on valentines cards and the art section of Ikea.

    A nice enough photo of a great subject debauched by a heavy hand in photoshop.

  • @unversio

    Suppose cobbles bring the Quickening, Highlander, and "there can be only one" all in one shot.

    Those cobbles are mudcaked. They are actually the easiest to ride, almost like bad tarmac, those are.

    2012 when we rode them, it was brutal because it was dry with spells of rain washing out the sand between the stones. In 2013, it had stormed more and the mud from the fields had washed into the gaps and made them reasonably easy.

    Again, the cobbles are a paradox. Not enough rain, they are hard. Too much rain, they are hard. You need just the right combination to make them treacherous.

  • @PeakInTwoYears

    You just referenced Neruda in the contexts of de Ronde van Vlaanderen and your lust for for Cancellara in a way that nearly made poetic sense. Chapeau.

    NEARLY? NEARLY? I had a Nerudon with a touch of giardia while I was writing all that. It was totally intentional.

    @wilburrox

    The more experience I get the more I'm impressed and amazed at what the racers in pro ranks accomplish. 6+ hours of hammering it and still, to play the chess match at the end like they did? Has to be pure instinct kicking in and built on so much experience. Amazing. Can't wait for Sunday. Big screen and High Def. Oh yea.

    Exactly. That's why Vanmarke fucked up and that's why the classics are so often won by vets. You just can't make any mistakes and mistakes are so easy to make when you're in oxygen detox.

    Easy to read the race from my bed at 6am with an espresso. Not so much from the road.

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