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The Seattle Tre Cime

Here’s the funny thing about cycling: I go out of my way to find the biggest and hardest hills I can, and I start to talk excitedly about how “good” the climbs are. “Good” in this application is taken to mean hard, steep, and long. Then, when I actually ride these “good” climbs, I suffer like a pig and find all I can do is try to keep my lungs from popping out through my eye sockets. I am increasingly certain this can in fact happen.

I found a site called MapMyRide. When I say, “found” what I really mean is “VeloNews posted a Site of the Day which happened to be MapMyRide and I clicked on the link and when the web site loaded, I saw it was cool.” I used a similar technique to “find” the Google on the Internets.

Anyhoochiemama, I played with this site, and it is awesome. I highly recommend that you sign up (free) and use the site even if you don’t ride, but partake in any activity which involves a route, such as walking, hiking, or Embrioing.

Naturally, I mapped the regular training route that Michelle, Jim, and I have painstakingly put together. Since I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, this took about an hour and a half. (I was really freaked out about doubling back on the route since the little green line looked wavy when doubled up, so I redid all the parts of the route that had doubled up sections and made sure the little green line stays neatly on opposite sides of the street in those areas. That was another solid 35 minutes.)

Here’s a screen shot (no, Paris, that is not the same as a money shot):

Coolest part of this tool: there is an elevation option which shows the elevation of the route and displays a neat little profile along the bottom of the map. To my delight and surprise, the little elevation tool told me I’m not a ninny and that the 36km route has a total elevation gain of 1500m (that’s almost a mile, for you Americans out there).

Check the route out here: MapMyRide.com

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Mapmyride is great, if (being a web dev of sorts) I find it painfully slow.

    Just wondering, how do you find riding in the city. I'm currently a student in a city (yes a real city, with a cathedral) of 45,000 people. And it takes a maximum of 10 minutes to get out of the city onto country roads or drafting cars on the dual carriageway.

  • I had a really awesome time on this ride with Frank and Josh (eventhough I was a day past my peak). But would someone please tell Frank and Jim that they need to change their T-shirts because there's no way in hell Lighthouse is 22%.

  • @Marko
    Ditto Marko on enjoying the ride, and ditto again on the skepticism of the lighthouse climb rating. From Le Frank's description, I also expected it to be longer. I was looking for a big switchback that just never happened. Definitely a solid urban training ride all in all. 1500m? Really? @David, you have every right to yawn, but having ridden the route I am shocked that there could be that much gain in there. I'm into it, though. And I especially enjoyed Le Frank's "pacesetting tactics" of withholding route information at key moments and calling out "TRIPPELL!" when he was too lazy to mash on the hills.

  • Steampunk :@Geof
    Oh dear God! Fish! I said fish! Dumb, stupid qwerty keyboard.

    Dude, the "H" uses the right hand and the "T" uses the left. Fess up, you caught the fist didn't you?

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