The Sigma 1100

Simplicity.  There is little in this world that I find more exciting than a complicated problem solved by a simple, elegant solution. Focusing on simplicity is particularly useful when weighing intricate competing facts because it allows you to say, “None of those complicated factors are likely to work out in my favor, so I'll ignore them and instead focus on the ones that my tiny, Twitter-saturated brain can comprehend in seven seconds or less and which support my hypothesis.”  I am to understand that most American businesses are run using this model. But enough about philosophy and business.

It may come as a surprise to you, but I am a bit of a gear head. The last time my VMH and I were on holiday, the hotel staff unloading the car asked us when the rest of our party was arriving. Yeah, no, 'fraid not – just us. Being a technologist professionally also offers me the benefit of not being terrible with electronics, so the complexity of the gear is generally of little concern from a technical standpoint.

It doesn't take long for new gadgets and gizmos to find their way from the shelf into my gearbox. When Mektronic hit the market, my first reaction was, “Bullocks to these antiquated cables and levers; computerized shifting is the Future.”  It was during my tenure with Mektronic that I had my first epiphany about technology and cycling. As with most epiphanies, mine was unexpected and came while sitting on the side of the road with broken chain after some kind of rogue radio signal sent my derailleur into hysterics and I realized: technology does not always improve the enjoyment of the ride.

I have been to the dark side of cycling computers. I had the full Polar setup that tracked loads of data and allowed me to download it into my computer so I could wonder at the pretty wiggly lines. I was obsessed. Each ride started with the dance of getting the heart rate strap positioned just right so it could prove I was alive. As I started rolling, I'd punch the big red button on the computer to order it to start it's recording. Finishing my ride, I would focus on punching the same red button a second time to stop the recording, for fear that recording while stationary would lower the overall squiggliness of the lines. The value of my rides was measured by how far, fast, and high I'd gone.

It came to it's peak during L'Etape du Tour in 2003.  After the ride, I found that the computers had stopped recording about half way through. I was devastated. It took a while, but time does indeed mend a broken heart. I eventually came to understand that the ride was just as amazing with or without the data, and slowly left the numbers obsession behind.

The natural progression from that point was to abandon the computer altogether.  For a while I indulged in the simplicity of the road, focusing completely on the ride itself and nothing else. Eventually, however, I came to understand that the very nature of Rule #10 implies that no data at all is a very difficult way to judge how your climbing is progressing.  After all, speed makes up 50% of that Rule, otherwise it would just be, “It never gets easier” and that would be pretty demoralizing. Besides, I always feel like I've got the anchor down when I'm climbing, so the speed is what I use to judge if I am, in fact, going faster or if I'm just suffering and slow. (Unfortunately for me, it's usually the second.)

With that, I present my Rule #10 meter of choice, the Sigma 1100.  It is lightweight and mounts on the stem, which are the two most critical things. It also uses a beautiful, simple rubber band to mount all the parts, which means no messy zip-ties or screws are required; the whole installation requires zero ties or tape whatsoever. It is not wireless, which means one less battery to run down, and the cord is nice and thick and wraps beautifully around the front brake cable.

Clean and simple, the almost-perfect computer – second only to the V-Meter.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Devingus
    Those are not stickers, they are decals. Stickers suck, decals are PRO. A Velominatus makes a point of understanding the subtleties of these things. Good work on your consumption of The Rules, though. Discussion first entered into here.

  • @roadslave

    Our steeds need symmetry, and that shit that goes on the bars just means you've got got think about where to put your hands when you climb (unless you are Pantani, in which case the answer is still: the drops)

    Highest marks. Somewhere in the Great Dolomites in the Sky, Pantani is climbing in the drops right now.

  • @frank
    Photoshop. Or, rather, a mistake long since corrected (in the interest of full disclosure, and having set myself up for this kind of scrutiny, if you look closely you'll also notice that the wire is wrapped around the wrong cable, too).

    @sgt
    There hasn't been a King's English since 1952 (which makes me wonder what Bobet, Coppi, and Koblet would think about these stem abominations).

    @Marko
    +1 (about all those laptops are good for), although I would imagine that the screen would create a bit of drag. And that isn't lightweight. Welcome back and congratulations, by the way.

    Fuck, I'm ornery! Sorry y'all.

  • That's damn funny, Marko.

    Pedale - I still don't understand how you ride without bottle cages. I guess Frank pointed out you are able to gather moisture from the air.

    Good article. I really hate living under the weight of numbers; I too have felt crushed after a long ride when I realized my computer shut off.

    I use simple computers and will continue to do so, though I am considering just pulling them off. I'm kind of stuck now in my decision making. I like to know mileage and saddle time. And I mount mine on the bars. I'll take my lashes for disobeying The Rules. I like holding the stem when moving the bike around, not the saddle. And, I don't like messing up the sexiness of a Cinelli quill stem with a computer.

  • Bah! Computers. You know how I know if I'm going faster? I spin the same cadence in a higher gear than usual. Or a higher cadence in the same gear. My brain has intimate knowledge of my cadence after a couple of winters on the turbo just looking at a watch and counting strokes. Did I mention how boring riding bike in northern MN can be during the winter?

  • Steampunk:
    @sgt
    ... makes me wonder what Bobet, Coppi, and Koblet would think about these stem abominations...

    Well, since Coppi is widely credited with bringing "modern" methods (translation: DOPE) to cycling , was one of the first to employ a personal soigneur, do interval training, etc., etc., and Bobet himself admitted borrowing training techniques from Fausto (although he denied doping) I'd be willing to bet they'd have jumped all over power meters, HRM, VO2 max, LT threshold, etc. Hard to confirm, since they're all dead.

    We Velominati follow a different path: We don't strive to be PRO, we strive to look PRO. I'm losing the Garmin because of my desire to be free of the tyranny of numbers as so eloquently described by all and sundry, but primarily because it detracts from looking Casually Deliberate (which I believe is why it violates Rule 74).

    PS Anyone want to buy a 705 with complete setup for two bikes, plus maps of N. America and Europe, cheap?

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