The Sigma 1100

Simplicity.  There is little in this world that I find more exciting than a complicated problem solved by a simple, elegant solution. Focusing on simplicity is particularly useful when weighing intricate competing facts because it allows you to say, “None of those complicated factors are likely to work out in my favor, so I'll ignore them and instead focus on the ones that my tiny, Twitter-saturated brain can comprehend in seven seconds or less and which support my hypothesis.”  I am to understand that most American businesses are run using this model. But enough about philosophy and business.

It may come as a surprise to you, but I am a bit of a gear head. The last time my VMH and I were on holiday, the hotel staff unloading the car asked us when the rest of our party was arriving. Yeah, no, 'fraid not – just us. Being a technologist professionally also offers me the benefit of not being terrible with electronics, so the complexity of the gear is generally of little concern from a technical standpoint.

It doesn't take long for new gadgets and gizmos to find their way from the shelf into my gearbox. When Mektronic hit the market, my first reaction was, “Bullocks to these antiquated cables and levers; computerized shifting is the Future.”  It was during my tenure with Mektronic that I had my first epiphany about technology and cycling. As with most epiphanies, mine was unexpected and came while sitting on the side of the road with broken chain after some kind of rogue radio signal sent my derailleur into hysterics and I realized: technology does not always improve the enjoyment of the ride.

I have been to the dark side of cycling computers. I had the full Polar setup that tracked loads of data and allowed me to download it into my computer so I could wonder at the pretty wiggly lines. I was obsessed. Each ride started with the dance of getting the heart rate strap positioned just right so it could prove I was alive. As I started rolling, I'd punch the big red button on the computer to order it to start it's recording. Finishing my ride, I would focus on punching the same red button a second time to stop the recording, for fear that recording while stationary would lower the overall squiggliness of the lines. The value of my rides was measured by how far, fast, and high I'd gone.

It came to it's peak during L'Etape du Tour in 2003.  After the ride, I found that the computers had stopped recording about half way through. I was devastated. It took a while, but time does indeed mend a broken heart. I eventually came to understand that the ride was just as amazing with or without the data, and slowly left the numbers obsession behind.

The natural progression from that point was to abandon the computer altogether.  For a while I indulged in the simplicity of the road, focusing completely on the ride itself and nothing else. Eventually, however, I came to understand that the very nature of Rule #10 implies that no data at all is a very difficult way to judge how your climbing is progressing.  After all, speed makes up 50% of that Rule, otherwise it would just be, “It never gets easier” and that would be pretty demoralizing. Besides, I always feel like I've got the anchor down when I'm climbing, so the speed is what I use to judge if I am, in fact, going faster or if I'm just suffering and slow. (Unfortunately for me, it's usually the second.)

With that, I present my Rule #10 meter of choice, the Sigma 1100.  It is lightweight and mounts on the stem, which are the two most critical things. It also uses a beautiful, simple rubber band to mount all the parts, which means no messy zip-ties or screws are required; the whole installation requires zero ties or tape whatsoever. It is not wireless, which means one less battery to run down, and the cord is nice and thick and wraps beautifully around the front brake cable.

Clean and simple, the almost-perfect computer – second only to the V-Meter.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @ZachOlson, @michael
    The trick to both Skate Skiing and Speed Skating is that the lower you bend your knees, the more stable you are and the more power you have when you extend it at the end of the stroke. Try standing like that for a little while in your living room (or do the yoga Chair Pose) and you'll become acquainted with how much of the v it takes to do some of these sports.

    The Dutch kick ass as speed skating.

    @ZachOlson
    I used to race in Bemidji - what was it called...the Finlandia?

  • @frank
    I've done very little skate skiing and it's hard but you use more of your body doing it than speed skating. I always tried to speed skate with my thighs parallel to the ground, upper body parallel to the ground, the most strenuous position. I figured if I could handle that, then anything taller would seem easy.

  • The one piece of technology I have a special relationship with is the fucking bathroom scale. I'm addicted to the damn thing. It's just like being in an abusive relationship: I go down a pound, and I think "oh, I've finally got this wired. Love being a cyclist." Then I ride, I eat, the number goes up. I look and say, "oh, it'll come back around Carmichael and all the trainer dudes all say it will come off eventually. I'm still a good person." And so it goes. I climb well for my weight.

  • @eightzero
    This Velominatus is not qualifed to offer any medical or dietary wisdom except for this: EVERYTHING. GOES. BETTER. WITH. BACON.

  • @eightzero

    A few years ago I dropped 59lbs in like 4 months. A couple of years ago I gained 22 of those back. A few months ago I decided to use bike riding as a means to lose weight. It has barely worked, I've lost 12lbs in 6 months and it's been really difficult. I tried all kinds of different calorie deficits only to mostly gain weight the more calories I cut. I finally gave up and just eat only a few calories less than I use each day and the weight comes off like 1-2lbs a month. One thing that caused me to gain weight is if I rode a long day and ran a caloric deficit of over 700cal for that single day. So I have to count calories every day and make sure I replace all calories as soon as possible. At this rate, I"m always 2 months from racing weight.

  • @eightzero

    I forgot to mention that a really good way to drop a few pounds that I highly recommend is to get a kidney stone, puke a lot from pain, don't eat for 3 days, don't ride your bike for 11, and take a lot of opiate pain killers.

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