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Truth and Reconciliation

Off to the podium for you.  photo: Cyclingnews

First off, cycling needs a different term for what it would like to convene. To equate cycling’s past with South Africa’s and Liberia’s dark histories is just wrong. Maybe the “I was a lying dick” tribunal. When I hear riders I admire say the past is the past, let’s look forward, I now assume they cheated. Cipo, Bugno, Faboo. Do I care? That has become harder to answer over time but yes, I still do care. Should I be surprised? No, I should be surprised if they were clean, like Jens, from East Germany. That actually does surprise me. If I was a “clean” rider, like Jens or Stuart O’Grady, I’d be rather pissed off about the missed opportunities. I would be damn angry rather than mildly surprised. They wouldn’t be lying to me too, would they?

Gianni Bugno seemed to take little pleasure in some of his greatest victories. When he beat Museeuw in the 1994 Ronde van Vlaanderen he looked a little guilty to me. If there ever was call for some Italian chest thumping and end-zone dancing I would think that might have been the day. Yet he seemed to want some privacy and there was no blinding smile a top the podium. Even back in 1994 the thought flickered in my head that my man, Gianni Bugno, didn’t just beat Museeuw on cunning alone.

Professional cycling is a brutally hard sport. It’s hard enough that drugs have been associated with it since men have been racing each other over unholy distances. I’d rather have cycling known for that than have cycling known as The Liars Club. As cycling fans we have been lied to by most everyone involved with the sport. I’m sick of being lied to much more than I’m sick to know Cipo was doped to the gills during the best season of his career. Let’s get this over with. Let us get to the Truth. It might even be fun reading. You did what how many times? Are you that stupid? Wow, that really resets the perfect amount of dumb meter doesn’t it?

If cycling does completely air its dirty past it will be a first. I don’t see American football or baseball ever addressing their doping issues. If it wasn’t such a hard damn sport doping wouldn’t be such a temptation: bike racing, horse racing and syringes. If it was just money that corrupted sports every golfer would be doing something besides drinking alcohol at the 19th hole. And fat bastards named Fuzzy or Daly wouldn’t be stubbing out their cigarettes on their caddie’s hat before teeing off. Will it ever happen? Not if the present UCI has anything to say about it. A lot of people who are involved in cycling above the level of the riders don’t want the dirty laundry snapping in the breeze.

Reconciliation…let’s call it freedom from legal prosecution. The reconciliation is going to happen between riders and fans in the cafés not in court. I don’t believe it will be a big deal, we still love cycling, I still love Bugno and Cipo. Nothing will have changed except everyone will know the truth. What will the record books look like after the smoke clears? Maybe nothing different, maybe that’s part of all this. Yes, Cipo finally won Milan-San Remo sprinting against other racers who were not clean either. He was the best of them that day.

Cipo, you worry too much. The tifosi won’t turn on you. Has the pope been roughed up yet? No? You are good then.

All right, enough talk, let’s look at some Spring Classic action, 1994, the Ronde van Vlaanderen

Gianni

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  • @scaler911

    @frank

    You know what's funny about that shifter, is I don't have the other one, I don't have any of the hard wear to attach it to the shifter bosses, and I don't remember ever having a non-Ergo setup on any bike I've owned. I don't know where that shifter came from.

    Yeah, but it has a fucking barrel adjuster on it. Only an Italian could make that look good. A DT Shifter with a barrel adjuster! Its crazy yo!

  • @sthilzy

    Find out who was 'clean' or not at Dopeology

    O'Grady and Jens weren't on the 'People' list.

    Wow! that's quite the site. Kudos to whomever put all that together.

  • Black bars & stem for Fignon, silver bars & stem for LeMan. Love the contrasting styles!

  • @scaler911

    We get good milage (from Drunk Cyclist):

    Hmm, we need to convert in order to make it relevant for a Velominatus. Some days I might not walk anywhere but to my bike, then from my bike to my desk, then back to my bike. But, I still might ride for three hours.

  • This was included in the Neuvation Cycles monthly email. Pretty funny stuff, I think.

    Chicken Admits to Doping

    An organic chicken, of the bantam class, has admitted to doping.  Exact particulars are difficult to confirm due to its lack of command of the English language, but his oversized thighs and succulent white meat breasts led authorities to suspect this was no normal bird.

    Authorities enlisted the aid of a chicken whisperer to pry out the facts.  The chicken didn't admit to knowingly dope, but suggested it must have been in something it ate.  Breeders, even organic breeders, have long been suspected of giving the birds "a little extra juice" to fatten them up for harvest.

    "This is an ongoing investigation, since we suspect this involves more than one bird.  We believe this practice is widespread and could even be linked to school lunch programs."  commented the Chief Poultry Officer.

    First word of this came from a first grader who noticed a particularly succulent chop and immediately calculated how much he would make should he win a whistle blower suit.  The kid happenes to excel in math.

    It's also unclear what disciplinary action the chicken could face.  Sanctioning would seem trite, since chickens are normally executed.

    This is a breaking story.  Thanks for reading - John Neugent

  • This set of articles gave me a lot to consider. Three part series on the history of going faster, with the help from doctors & their tricks...

    Part 1: http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/a-history-on-the-use-of-blood-transfusions-in-cycling

    Part 2: http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/a-history-on-blood-transfusions-in-cycling-part-2

    Part 3: http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/a-history-on-blood-transfusions-in-cycling-part-3

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