Alpha VSP: Final Stage, Paris Nice

Software. It makes us 50% more efficient, creates 75% more work, and causes nearly 100% of the stress in my life. Crashes, counter-intuitive interfaces, general asseyness; all these characteristics are the result of rigorous planning, development, and testing processes undertaken by people who have studied software for longer than they should have. Software applications are carefully studied by highly paid professionals who understand intimately the user’s psychology and, judging by most software I use, have a great hatred for all livings living. Once the experts have studied and tested the product well enough to know for certain that it can’t possibly work it was intended to, they deem a product worthy of consumer use and embark on a phase of testing called “Beta Testing”.  This involves sending undocumented systems out to users who don’t understand the product they are evaluating and whose feedback will be largely ignored.

This process has worked well enough for the software industry, so that’s how we’ll do it. In fact, we’re going to take this process even further. Under certain circumstances, a software vendor will engage in a phase of testing even more meaningless than Beta Testing: Alpha Testing. In an Alpha Test, there are no veiled promises made of how crappy the software experience will be, no guarantees that there will be bugs, and no indication of the user’s frustration level because the fact of the matter is that the system hasn’t been studied enough to know whether it sucks adequately yet or not.

For the record, that’s the approach we’re taking for the Alpha VSP edition of the final stage of Paris-Nice.

A few notes on the new VSP system that you will be helping test.

  1. The scoring mechanism isn’t in place yet, so results will not be available until I build that.  I’ve done some solid “thinking” on how I’ll program that bit, but there’s no evidence yet of any actual “work” in this respect.
  2. Everyone still gets to add their crazy made-up names into the picks section.  We’ll be mapping them to real rider names in the background (what could go wrong?) and no one will be the wiser.  So, just keep on making up the crazy nicknames like you did last year and everyone will get on just fine.
  3. Registration will be open until – roughly – the race starts Sunday morning.  Once registration closes, you will still see your picks, but you won’t be able to edit them.
  4. You are free to change your picks as many times as you want so long as registration is open.
  5. Picks are entered into the five boxes for places 1 through 5 just above the post box.
  6. When you enter your picks, your picks will be copied into your post, so everyone will see who you picked.  That’s where the fun really is, so we made sure that still happens.  Any time you make a change to your picks, they will be copied into the post again, your last pick is the one that counts.

So there you have it, for the most part this should work almost like it did last year, except now you put your picks in designated places. Cry me a river.

So, study the profile, the results, and put in your picks for the top five of the final stage of Paris-Nice. No points towards the VSP, but the winner gets to intimidate the rest of us as we near the start of Milan San-Remo.

Oh, and let us know what does and doesn’t work – and if this kills the fun or whatever your feedback is.  Your comments will be digested in the manner described above.  A free Symbol Pack goes to whomever provides the most constructive feedback or helps identify the most critical defect.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • OK, I'll go first. Kreuziger is going to go off the front on the Col d'Eze, but LL Cool Sanchez comes flying down that mountain, and while not as good a descender as his buddy Dirty, he's a hell of a lot faster than Kreuziger. Jani Brakesabit is only just barely able to get by for second, and Monfort and Voeckler are close but no cigar for the French.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. LL Cool Sanchez
    2. Brakesabit
    3. Kreuziger
    4. Monfort
    5. Voeckler

  • Veino takes it. He's been assaulting everyone all week, so he's finally going to get away. Another half the field cries about the weather and drops out -- what the hell was up with that anyway? Kloden makes an attack to win one for Lance, but comes up just short as The Blitzkreig hangs on to his tail. The Sanchezes mark one another for fun in confusing everyone reading the results.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Veino
    2. Kloden
    3. Sammy Sanchez
    4. LL Cool Sanchez
    5. Blitzkreig (Tony Martin)

  • these are some wild guesses and wish full thinking on my part. this should be fun. when does the real VSP start?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Sam the dirty Sanchez
    2. Voeckler
    3. Martin
    4. X bonks while winning Tondo
    5. Porte in the storm

  • Woulda put Kreuziger first if he hadnt been taken. Great stages in both T-A and P-N last nite!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Chief Wiggum
    2. Kreuziger
    3. Tony Martin
    4. Lines and Girds his Loins
    5. Kloedy

  • So, I'm on my iPhone because I'm moving in a week and no longer have normal Internet access at home until after the move.

    I don't see entry boxes above the main post box. Is the software not compatible with safari on iOS?

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Slammin Sammy Sanchez
    2. Jerkin Van Den Broeck
    3. Roman "The Gladiator" Kreuziger
    4. Yanni Brajkovic
    5. Levi Head Shiner

  • @Buck Rogers
    Okay, did not realize that I could post some writing in there as well. But, seeing how I am completely computer illerate and I managed to get my picks posted, kudos to the software so far!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Slammin Sammy Sanchez
    2. Jerkin Van Den Broeck
    3. Roman \
    4. Yanni Brajkovic
    5. Levi Head Shiner

  • Here's my suggestion Frank to save your sanity and offload the majority of the naming work to us layabouts. I've attached a screenshot with the idea so it makes sense, but in more technical terms:

    For each VSP text box, you have an associated combo box populated with the riders on the start list for the day. When you type in the name in the picks box, the actual rider name pops up in the combo box. The mapping between nickname and actual name is then established by the user making up the nickname.

    Over the season, a big mapping of nicknames->actual names can be established in a database, or wherever, which makes the combo box able to be auto-populated. That means all of our lives become easier as the season progresses. Thus, the only input you need to run the VSP is providing a text file before each race that indicates the start list for the day, or write a parser for the cyclingnews.com start lists, then you just give the URL.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Veino
    2. Kloden
    3. Sammy Sanchez
    4. LL Cool Sanchez
    5. Blitzkreig (Tony Martin)

  • Nooow that's better. Proper upload of UI photo idea.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Veino
    2. Kloden
    3. Sammy Sanchez
    4. LL Cool Sanchez
    5. Blitzkreig (Tony Martin)

  • @mcsqueak
    Works on my iPhone...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Chief Wiggum
    2. Chief Wiggum
    3. Tony Martin
    4. Lines and Girds his Loins
    5. Kloedy

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