Velominati Super Prestige: La Vuelta a España 2013

The Long Sock Brigade hits the Angliru

Seriously. Is it almost September? This was not the agreement, this was supposed to be an endless summer. And all you A-Holes down there in the Antipodes are seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, enjoying longer days and shorter nights. I don’t need to tell you where you can take that, but it’s dark and it smells. I have no patience for the changing of seasons when it means I’m going to be benching Number One and busting out the headlight.

I’m not going to lie to you; the Vuelta is my least-favorite race of the year. Part of it is the parcours-it’s hard enough to get excited about flat sprint stages in the Tour, but these stages in central Spain that go down a straight freeway for hours are just too much for my brain to find interesting. Hey look! There’s another shrub! Wasn’t he a President at one point? There will be some redeeming points of the race, I’m sure, and the shit-steep climbs they dot along the route are certain to be highlights of the season. But after you do the math, this is the grand tour with the weakest field, the worst route, and-most damning-the strongest signal that Summer is coming to an end on the half of the world that matters.

I can’t be bothered to sort out the route and what stages are going to matter, but I’ll tell you this: for the last few years, the winner of the Vuelta VSP has won the VSP GC. A few years back, @Marcus complained that he only lost the VSP because @Nate used the second Rest Day Swaps to his advantage to take the win, but after heavily increasing the penalties, he kept losing. Typical of a man who posts photos of his todger on a Cycling site. (@Nate, your win was clean according to the VCI.) Speaking of which, at worst the Vuelta will distract from Pat McQuaid and his bid for losing the UCI Presidency.

He has a strong lead in the 2013 Anti-V competition, however.

Check the start list, get your picks in, and don’t Delgado this baby; it could be your ticket to the shop apron. Bon chance.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Dan Martin is out after yesterday's crash.

    1. There goes my GC

    2. He received a knock to the head, and still finished the stage. This isn't hardness, but foolhardiness. Cycling is no better than other professional sports when it comes to protecting its athletes from serious, long-term consequences of injury (and probably worse).

  • Well blow me down, hasn't Nicholas Roche suddenly found his legs.

    I wonder what the difference is (genuinely, I know that sounds like I'm implying something, but I'm not).

    Is it just Bjarne Riis and a good team at Saxo ? From reading various biographies and other accounts the team management and support clearly has a massive effect on riders, but it is not something that we as fans get much insight to. Not until well afterwards anyway.

  • Well, better late than never. The standings after 8 stages are...eyebrow-raising, to say the least. Horner in second is a shocker, that's for sure. (Yes, I've been living under a rock for the last week.)

    Provisional Race Results
    1. ROCHE Nicolas
    2. HORNER Christopher
    3. MORENO FERNANDEZ Daniel
    4. NIBALI Vincenzo
    5. KONIG Leopold
    Provisional VSP Standings
    1. scaler911 (15 points)
    2. moondance (10 points)
    3. snoov (7 points)
    4. Deakus (7 points)
    5. Chris (7 points)
    6. atomicmanatee (7 points)
    7. The Grande Fondue (7 points)
    8. simonsaunders (7 points)
    9. San Tonio (7 points)
    10. Gianni (7 points)
    ...
    126. motor city (0 points)
  • Superb racing thus far, and deserving of more attention methinks. Exactly zero 'boring highway to some desolate dry destination' stages to this point, and gripping finishes more times than not. Hopeful this continues to the end!

  • Roche seems like a decent chap from his post race interview yesterday on itv4. I hope he can keep the lead for a bit.

  • @starclimber Absolutely, racing wise this Vuelta shits all over the Giro which had rubbish weather and little suspense once Nibbles was in pink. There's another shit-steep finish today, up to 30%, so it will be all change in the overall again. Unlike Frank the Vuelta's become my 2nd favourite grand tour.

  • @eenies The Vuelta has been great for the past few years. Froome vs Cobo. Contador et al. attacking from the get-go last year. Plus, I'm very much partial to desert scenery, so I enjoy the barrenness of the landscape through which they race, makes me long for home.

    I thought today's final climb was a bit overhyped -- Moreno attacked and suddenly he was 50 meters from the line. There wasn't enough time to counter-punch.

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