Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2012

The Keepers and Rigid rolled into a region in France called Flandres which, without doing any further research into the matter, we assume is the coloquial French term for this region of the world. If its anything like the other regions in Europe, these places have roots that extend way past any modern country’s border and situate themselves in a history long past.

They do, however, speak French with all the stubbornness that we have come to love from the French. None of us in the group speak French very well, and no one we’ve found in Lille speaks English very well. Which means we’re all communicating with arms and legs more so than with words. We’re on our way to Kemmel, which means we’ll be able to speak a bit of Flemish again.

With Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 about to begin in earnest, we’re busy organizing ourselves and making final preparations, so we’ll have to forgo the usual insightful, hard-hitting, race insight we usually produce for the VSPs. What’s that you say? We’re usually full of shit? Ah, right. You’ll have to forgive us the usual shit, then, and take today’s flavor.

Watch the countdown timer, get your VSP picks in by Sunday morning at 5am Pacific. Winner of this VSP event will earn the right to comment all year with the Leeuw van Vlaanderen commenting badge. We will also forgo the usual Symbol Pack prize awarded to a Monument and award the winner a copy of the local newspaper the day after the race.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • you shouldn't actually even try to speak English in Lille/Rijsel. They get mad at you!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Der Fabs
    2. Tommeke
    3. ex-model Matti
    4. La Machine
    5. Pippo

  • Now he is back on Specialized Boonen can use the motor in the frame and roll Canc on the line......

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Tornado Tom
    2. Fab Can
    3. Matti B
    4. Sylvain Chavanel
    5. Van Marcke

  • On my way to Eurostar terminal to head to Lille... So excited... With Millar out with his useless collarbone, my wildcard pick is out the window... Fab and Tommeke rip the field to pieces, Tommeke gets dropped on the last climb a la 2010, Flecha can no longer cut it so Geraint is free to ride... But sadly is out powered by Sagan, and outsmarted by Devolder in the final sprint... Where is the Muur? Where is the Bosberg?... So sad

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Spartacus
    2. Boonen
    3. Sagan
    4. Devolder
    5. Super G

  • Supposedly this is the last day of the unseasonably warm weather in the UK so I'm going out on my bike to think about my VSP picks and make some vitamin D while working on my tan lines. This week has been better than most summers days, just lovely.

    It should also take my mind of the lucky Velominati over in Flanders.

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