Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Nof Landrien
    A fair point about bias, but let's not conflate race and nationality here. I know you euros are still pissed about losing the colonies, but when it comes to race, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...we're you.

    Also, on Bonds...wait, do you even watch baseball over there? Forget it. (He was base-stealer and a gold glove defender before 2000 when his head grew four sizes and he started hitting everything out of the park like it was a grapefruit. i.e. probably not juicing pre-2000, and then obviously juicing thereafter)

  • @john & @frank

    Thank you for your kind words regarding my theory on Lance Armstrong's tour victories. I salute your praise with a 22oz bottle of Stone Ruination IPA after a brutal set of intervals.

  • Omar great theory, I would like to put forth a theory on Adstrong loosing this tour. That is he is in about 5 advertisements and that means we know what he was doing this winter... so much for being focused on the tour.

  • Beginning to sound like a broken record, but it warrants repeating: I'm loving Ryder Hesjedal's Tour performance! He's never going to win a GT, but he's one hell of a rider and a decent guy by the sounds of it. With Farrar out, perhaps Garmin will concentrate on keeping him in the top 10.

  • @Rob
    I disagree with your theory on the grounds that in all of the ads, he is on his bike training save for the Michelob Ad and the one where he runs for about 30 seconds (he needed to go get something and it was faster than taking the bike). For the Radioshack commercials, he was most likely on the cooldown of a brutal set of intervals (he doesn't sweat on camera because it would make him look like a pussy who can't handle intervals), and in the Trek/Nike/Sporting-esque commercials he's on his bike riding uphill, likely doing hill repeats.

    With regard to the Michelob Ultra commercial: Beer is the ultimate recovery drink. Even if it's sissy beer.

    Besides, I would speculate that advertisements don't take long to shoot, and he probably did all of the Shack ones in one day.

    Rob :That is he is in about 5 advertisements and that means we know what he was doing this winter... so much for being focused on the tour.

  • @Omar

    Thank you for your kind words regarding my theory on Lance Armstrong's tour victories. I salute your praise with a 22oz bottle of Stone Ruination IPA after a brutal set of intervals.

    You are one of us! Intervals and Stone Ruination IPA 22oz. Outstanding recovery beverage. Like a pneumatic bolt to the skull, a la No Country For Old Men.

    @Kermitpunk
    Ryder is doing it! The kid has no fear. He may not win a GT but he will win a Spring Classic.

  • john :
    @Kermitpunk
    Ryder is doing it! The kid has no fear. He may not win a GT but he will win a Spring Classic.

    That's all I was looking for"”just a little affirmation. Give him a more grizzled face and personality, and he's the next generation of hardman waiting to emerge. Man! He works hard on those breakaways.

  • @Omar You know if it weren't for your bitchin taste in brew, IPA is da bomb, I would have to take issue with your lame but hilarious run down of the ads. You only weaken your argument in two places - the possible Rule #69 infraction if he was wearing cycling shoes and the argument that ads don't take long to shoot.

    Really he is just so happy to have put all that dosh in the bank before the season and before he went backwards, that he is all smiles now and anything he might pull out of the hat is icing.

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