Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France

Two douchebags and A. Grimpeur rocket up the Ventoux in 2009

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige continues the with Tour de France edition, on Saturday July 3rd in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, just kilometers from the start of the Giro d’Italia in Amsterdam (Dutchland is a small country). This will be the second Grand Tour of the series, and at this stage the Grand Tour rules and regulations are fairly well-defined, so take a moment to review them on the VSP Page.

The Tour is, of course, a major event.  My personal preference lies with the Giro, but there is no denying the magnitude of the Tour and the appeal it holds.  For three weeks, the world pays attention to our sport, and – provided the Tour doesn’t coincide with the World Cup football matches – this is the biggest sporting event during this time of the year.  (An interesting observation: the last time these events coincided, the winner was eventually stripped of his title.)

Having run the VSP Giro edition where we tested the ruleset for Grand Tours, we’ve managed to set up a scoring system that seems fair and helps to close down the competition to afford newcomers the ability to catch up with some good picks; the Giro proved that lineup switches and the associated penalties kept the point gains pretty small while allowing strategy to play an interesting role.  There is a full overview of the rules and standing at the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page, but here is the ten-second overview:

Every contestant is to choose their top five General Classification picks of the race.  The final podium of le Grande Boucle is worth 15 points to the winner, 10 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth, and 2 point for fifth.  Given the effect crashes can have on a tour, we’ve set up some guidelines around making changes to your lineup during the race: you’re allowed to change your lineup if any rider in your pick list drops out for any reason without any penalty; rest days will allow contestants to make changes to their lineup, however those changes will come at a point penalty.  (Visit the VSP Schedule, Rules, & Results page for a complete breakdown of these points.)

Every day, the leader in the points standings will have the honor of wearing the Yellow Jersey when posting on the site; the overall winner will wear the Yellow Jersey for the remainder of the season and will also earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker.  All reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings.

New to the Tour de France edition is the addition of naming the winner of the Green and Polka-dot jerseys for the Tour.  There will be no points awarded towards these two jerseys, but the leader of the competition of these jerseys will have the honor of commenting with a Green or Polka-dot jersey badge throughout the competition and the winner will earn the right to comment with that badge until next year’s Tour.  The contestant who picks both the final Green and Polka jersey winners correctly will win a Velominati Logo bumper sticker.   Tie-breakers will go to the first contestant who posts their entire lineup (all 5 GC picks plus Green and Polka-dot jersey winners).  Given that this sub-competition has no points, pick substitutions will only be granted under the DNF regulations of the VSP; no rest-day substitutions are allowed.

Sub-competitions will be conducted while the Tour is underway for specific stages.  These stages will be chosen a few days prior to the stage being held and will be selected based on the current race conditions with the aim of choosing the most decisive and exciting stages of the race, so check back often to make sure you don’t miss out.  Sub-competitions will be held in separate editions.

Good luck!

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 1 Armstrong
    2 Basso
    3 Contador
    4 F. Schleck
    5 Leipheimer

    Green: Mark Cavendish
    Polka dot: Moncoutie Renaldo Nocentini

    Of course Contador is the easy favorite. I'm playing to move up in the VSP G.C. standings. On the outside chance something happens to him, I could score big points vs. others.

  • @Steampunk

    Saturday, June 3? That must have been a long sleep I had; who won?

    Hardyharhar. Date corrected, thanks.

    @Rob

    Douche, Duoche, Grimpe for those with little Velominnie me's.

    Beautiful. Childrens book for Velomitoddies.

  • @david
    Nice strategy. I think that's what Rob was hoping for when he picked people for the Giro that weren't on the start list.

    It's genius, really.

  • 1. Pharmstrong
    2. Contador
    3. A. Grimpuer
    4. Basso
    5. Evans

    Green: Farrar
    Polka dot: Juan Manuel Gárate

  • @frank Hmm. Errrm. Oh, nevermind.

    @Marko Damnit, Marko. The rest of you must pick Contador for the win if I'm to have any chance of moving up on the VSP standings! Picking Armstrong to win is nuts. Or is it? I can't decide. I admit I'm I love Armstrong. Let me have it.

  • @david
    Love the riders you choose man, no judgements from me. It's a tough choice overall, let alone between Lance and Bert. I'm in it for the racing, when the VSP is up I try to take emotion out of it. I really think the team is going to play a big factor though and Retirementshack is really strong right now (although I wonder about eggtimer). Here's what'll happen, Johan and Bjarne will work together to neutralize Bert but in the end it'll only be enough for one of them to pull off the win and Radioshack is the stronger team.

  • I'm new to this, so a classicist; and British, so an optimist

    1. Contador (when he gets trashed on the cobbles and wipes out, I can then choose someone I like to win?)
    2. One of the Schlecks (they look alike to me... the better one... Andy?)
    3. Wiggins
    4. Armstrong (off the podium, and beaten by Wiggins... wouldn't that be great?)
    5. Basso

    Green: Cavendish (I know, not a chance in hell, but read the above: "optimist")
    KOM: Moncoutie... he CAN do it in France

    So, no white jersey? Marco's cycling prodigy sounds like a shoe-in for TdF 2015

  • @ david: gutsy call on Pharmstrong! same for you Marko!!

    I cannot believe some of you all are thinking he will pull it out. For me, I just don't think he has it this year. But, thats just me and given my Giro prediction, that means your all probably right. Will submit mine in a moment as i mull it all over.

  • @Souleur When I picked LA for the Suisse, it was all analysis. And, I would have been spot on if not for an unusually strong F. Schleck in the TT. Now, I don't know what I'm doing picking LA to win, honestly. Aside from strategy in the VSP standings, there's definitely an emotional element in my decision. I want him to win. One of those reasons is that my mother was recently diagnosed with cancer. I want her to see him win. You cannot imagine how much that guy means to cancer patients.

    One of the other emotion-based factors is that I want to feel the pain and distress of America-hating Europeans and Europhiles. It's pure Schadenfruede, man.

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