Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
[authorbox author_id=2/]
[authorbox author_id=3/]
[authorbox author_id=5/]
[authorbox author_id=26/]
[authorbox author_id=4/]
Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:
Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.
Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.
Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.
Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.
Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.
We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.
Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.
Want to contribute a story to the Velominati? Tell us why.
*Levels are calculated based on the previous year’s activity.
View Comments
@Frank
Just a slight typo:
On http://www.velominati.com/about/
"We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any critisism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consitently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspention. "
Should read "suspension".
Ta,
Mike, Yorkshire, UK
@Mike Humphr
@Mike Humphreys
Should also read "criticism" and "consistently".
Sorry.
Rule 5 should have in brackets after it (pain is just weakness leaving the body)
I request an exception to rule #50. Beards are cool because they're, well, not common. I mean, what if the avid cyclist is a 52 year old geezer hanging with a bunch of 30 year old Cat 3's? See attached pic: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151275589061801&set=pb.552311800.-2207520000.1360766815&type=3&theater
An acolyte at the gate...
Fear not and spare thy shame, for a g***er spins among thee.
Yes, one who dare spend time moving through varied landscapes, among friends, in an unattainable pursuit of perfection. The horror!
I am looking forward to participating in the Velominati community, and, community seems to be an accurate description, from the time I have spent delving into it. The format of this site, with articles leading discussion (although we know how things wander) is much preferred over random posts to start threads. The repartee of the follow up posts is hilarious, especially without language filters - nothing like a well placed expletive to add timely emphasis :-)
The inclusion of obsessive, at times rhetorical pursuit of a cycling aesthetic is fascinating and, for me, much more interesting than endless discussions on doping and racing.
Greetings to all,
VLVV
@Sada Nakano
Exception is a very big word....however laying down the V like that...who could help but silently doff a cap in the general direction!!
@Bespoke
Nice intro. Welcome!
@Deakus
@Sada Nakano The general school of thought from the Keepers seems to be that laying down massive V isn't a valid reason for exemptions. By all means chose to be non compliant but follow the masturbation principle, afterall we probably all lay down the V in our own manner but fail to be truly rule compliant in every respect.
Besides shaving your guns but not your face is fundamentally fucked.
Regardless of all that, storming photo. Strong work.
@Bespoke
Dear BBespoke,
Welcome. Just a heads-up, expletives are welcome and frequent around here, but be careful of using emoticons. Pretty much any kind of profanity is acceptable, but you'll catch a whole heap of shite if you use one of these wee fuckers!
@wiscot We can't use the c-word anymore.