Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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Glad to be back! Thanks for all the hard work.
That is quite a relief to wake up this morning and see the DNS propagated successfully!
Still some optimizations to be made in the private section (messaging, activity streams etc) but all should be functional at least!
Those two weeks we were down did my OCD no favors whatsoever.
@the Engine
Try it now; still had to make a final change. But at this point is most certainly is on your end; Pretty much every last bit of code and server hardware has been changed out over the last 6 months.
@frank
Hallelujah! Chapeau! Nipple lube!
@Chris
Wow... Santa rides RockShox SL's? Great article here http://www.bikehugger.com/post/view/rock-shox-paris-roubaix-sl-twenty-years-later
Wa HOO!!
@frank
Yeah - it's something deep within Chrome. Anyway multiple servers and PC's mean that I've cobbled together a work around
Is it back? Oh my!! What a long wait, how pointless my existence has been without the Community! (joking, but I still felt pretty sad when the site was down).
Thanks for the work in getting it back up, Frank and anyone else. Phew!! We're getting hammered with un-NC like weather in NC, an ice day yesterday and more snow on the way today. Bike trail I use to get to work is impassable, slid out and onto my hip Monday night on my way to the cycling advocacy group meeting. Darnit, bruises didn't hurt/bruise as badly when I was a kid.
Rejoice, it has come back!
Happy Pi Day to all the Math Nerds!! Once in an eternity; I hope you all layed down some massive V in honor!
@frank @keepers how about a Velominati Hall of Fame? The longer you leave it the longer its going to take to get it up to date. Each entrant should have a nice bio, awesome pics, best steeds, best quotes and where they are still alive maybe even a little interview??
Hong Kong's winter is over. Our three week window of opportunity to wear anything but short sleeved gear is gone! Overshoes, long sleeved or long legged clobber and full finger gloves can now be returned to languish in the humid darkness of a big poly bag that lives in a suitcase under the bed. Maybe next year?