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Rule #12 and the Cascade Effect

[rule number=12/] That is a very reasonable opening salvo for the Rule about bike ownership. Three is good and certainly…

9 years ago

Strangers in Paradise- CycleVentoux to The Rescue

Living in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and getting to Italy is not a quick or easy trip. Who's…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: VVomen’s World Road Race 2016

I cannot get excited about a world championship road race on a flat course. I get it, the sprinters need…

9 years ago

Awesome Danish Guys: Brian Holm

Or as Bob Roll keeps calling him Bri-ann Holm?! I have three reasons right off the top of my head…

9 years ago

Dialing in the Stable

This was going to be an article about Rule #45. It is amazing how much time is wasted and matches…

9 years ago

Non-Grimpeur’s Revenge

It's a little late to be writing about the road races in Rio...but gawd damn, they were both so good…

9 years ago

Matching the drapes to the rug

As a longtime titanium bike owner, I've always been jealous of a beautiful painted frame but Ti and carbon frames…

9 years ago

Tough Boys

Forget the skinny climbers for a moment. Let's talk about these two on Stage 16 and appreciate just why they…

9 years ago

Spiderman and His Climbing Monkey

How can anyone be such a great cyclist and look so ungainly on a bike? Does this not violate a…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia Internazionale Femminile 2016

That is quite a name. And it is quite a race, no rest days, ten days of racing in Italy.…

9 years ago

The Works: It’s All About The Bike, Sean Yates

It's been awhile since a book has been reviewed on Velominati. Who has time to read books? I needed some…

9 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de Suisse 2016

We are opening the rolling metal door to the VSP generator and warming it up for this weekend's start of…

9 years ago

When the Wheels Come Off

This is perhaps painfully obvious to everyone but me and if so, sorry I've yet again wasted  your time. The…

9 years ago

FFS Friday: Rule #95 Violations

[rule number="95"/] This festering blight on the Cycling landscape seemed to start with cross-country mountain bikers, who often finish their…

9 years ago

Son of a Gun

I have gone off before about choosing your parents wisely. I wish I had been paying more attention as a…

10 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold 2016

Ooooof! The VSP generator and operators need more than a week to recover from that race. Tommeke may never recover,…

10 years ago

How To Watch Paris-Roubaix

In order of preference: Hang out with William and Alex of Pavé Cycling Classics. You will see the race at…

10 years ago

Awesome Dutch Nerds

Finally the Dutch are showing their true potential. No one is going to read the Friday-before-De-Ronde post unless it is…

10 years ago

Velominati’s Sock Height Calculator: Refining the Goldilocks Principle

Firstly, all you kids, kindly get off my lawn. Especially you kids who wear too tall black socks with white…

10 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Gent – Wevelgem 2016

Deinze - Wevelgem really but Gent sounds correct, like Het Volk. Last year's windy wet edition was a pretty awesome…

10 years ago