I have a love-hate relationship with inanimate objects. I appreciate them for their utility, but I genuinely have no patience…
It's a little late to be writing about the road races in Rio...but gawd damn, they were both so good…
[rule number =42/] Alright people, we heard you. Chris Froome ran. But he was going to lose the Tour de…
As I sit here watching the Tour de France while resting comfortably in my armchair, I find myself ruminating on the risks of…
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson The one thing everyone should always…
Sylvester wasn't happy with his second shot at the 13th. "I say, I've blimmin well hooked that one tewwibly to…
Firstly, all you kids, kindly get off my lawn. Especially you kids who wear too tall black socks with white…
There is a disturbance in the V. I have felt it for some time, and I suspect many of you…
Mudguards (fenders) and saddlebags are two subjects that are sure to get our collective ire up as Cyclists. When I wrote in…
Motherfucker. I honestly don't like swearing in an Article, much less using such a word to open an article, but seriously. Motherfucker.…
This is serious, people. I hope you're sitting down. Really. Sit down. Not a half sit. A real sit. Both…
Kids are assholes. Kids are also sensitive and vulnerable, and the two extremes are usually not found together in the…
Modern society is pretty much fucked. The world is made up of vacuous, self-centered morons brainwashed by the internet and mainstream…
There are three subjects you should not bring up in new company: Politics, Saddle Bags, and Helmets. In my experience,…
Belgium has a host of great names, and not just for Cyclists. Riding past a farm equipment outlet or workshop after…
The Road Cycling World Championships are on our doorstep. The USA is hosting, which makes me nervous immediately. How can…
Disc brakes and 1x drivetrains. These are the sort of things that belong on mountainbikes, are questionable on cross bikes,…
[rule number=41/] Look, people. We're not making this up; we're mainlining this shit straight from the rivers of Truth flowing…
"Like one who after a night of drunken revelry (and VSP picking) hies to his bed, still reeling, but with…
Three days in, and it's already been a brutal opening week of the Tour. I've never heard of the Tour…