Gianni really took it in the shorts after trying to sneak his way along with a stealth EPMS. Like an…
As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, if you ride a bicycle you…
Each of us throw a leg over our top tubes and submit ourselves to the open road in recognition of…
A friend recently asked my advice for how to prepare for the longest ride he'd ever done. My approach is…
There is a sense of weightlessness that accompanies speed; a strange feeling for any Earthbound creature who temporarily breaks Gravity's…
Any return from time off the bike is always met with a peculiar mixture of anticipation and apprehension. I will be excited to…
This photo is perhaps the greatest of all time; it shows The Prophet riding in the 1969 Ronde van Vlaanderen,…
La Vie Velominatus isn't a part-time gig. La Vie means the life, and The V is my life. Otherwise, I'd…
I find it interesting to observe the chasm between parties engaged in a conversation, particularly in response to questions being…
Addiction is typically defined as a bad thing. Addiction to drugs, to alcohol, sex or even work is usually portrayed as…
We have the kind of poor judgement that allows us to have a puppy. She's half pit, half something, and…
My wife and I live in subtropical Maui. We moved here partly to break the horrible cycle of fall fitness…
While all evidence points to the contrary, the 20th century's greatest twatwaffle LE Gunderson may have got something at least…
In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely…
There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not…
During last year's Keepers Tour, the motor was fine for about two or three days until it suddenly sputtered and…
I've been lucky enough to do quite a bit of travelling in my life. As a family, we travelled all…
The Prophet was very clear on how best to ride an individual Time Trial; start as fast as possible and…
There was no clear indication that Rick's car had actually come to a complete stop. It wasn't that the car…
I'm not going to lie to you, friction is an asshole. In the bottom bracket, in the bending of every…