Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold Race

Dutchman Michael Boogerd carries the flag in Amstel Gold

The inaugural Velominati Super Prestige kicks into full swing this week with the Amstel Gold Race to be held Sunday, April 18.   Sunday will be the second race in the season-long series and is an opportunity to unseat current series leader and rainbow cog wearer, Rob, who took the lead last week by predicting two podium finishers.

We are happy to report that all post-prediction samples came back negative for clairvoyance-enhancing substances, although several readers did return samples showing high caffeine and alcohol levels.  Those readers have been issued letters indicating that they have been placed on a watch list and may be subject to further scrutiny.

This week’s winner will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker  and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free Velominati Shop Apron.  If you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the comment section.  Good luck.

Rules and results are posted Velominati Super Prestige page.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Joe
    Spot on, mate! I'm doing the hill circuit here in Seattle. I like your choices.

    Can someone please tell me why Valverde is still racing? He's making a mockery of the UCI and WADA, not that they need the help.

  • @Marko
    Disappearing twin? The stories they will tell...I'd really hoped that the UCI would move quickly to extend his ban, but I guess they're just not that serious about this stuff...

  • I got nothing. Gesink will crash out, as per usual. Cunego will finish in 80th place.
    1. P. Gilbert
    2. B. Leukemans-isn't he always up there lately?
    3. F. Schleck-tries to win it for the baby but to knackered from lack-o-sleep
    4. A. Valverde-too shagged out after long drive from Espana
    5. C. Horner

    I believe I'm in for a cruel, senseless ride: fun, long descent that goes on for twenty miles and then a slog back, no pub at end.

  • @john
    Ha ha Valverde driving! He might be the dark horse though?

    Check out the Amstel Gold Race site and they have a couple of live feed cameras, one on a climb - its a nice sunny day and the dutch Freds are out as well as some girls and boys in proper kit following all the rules - wish i was there...

  • @Rob
    Valverde's Scoda broke down and he is not starting! Massive reshuffle of Velominati betting pool. Interesting that nobody picked Wiggins for anything, he is a no show too but not getting any respect here.

    I have to see if there are any good live video feeds of the race, so I can watch it at 4 am.

    1. P. Gilbert
    2. B. Leukemans-isn't he always up there lately?
    3. F. Schleck-tries to win it for the baby but to knackered from lack-o-sleep
    4. S. Gerrans
    5. C. Horner

  • @Geof
    Wow, I love someone with the balls to put Frankie boy on the top of the list. One of my favorites year in and year out. Well done!

  • @john
    If Cunego finishes in 80th place, I'm giving you a special prize. I love the confidence in that statement.

  • OK, due to riders failing to show, I'm reformulating my list. Since my top pick is (thankfully) out of the race, it will change the entire dynamic of the race and as such I need to rethink the whole thing. I'll check back shortly with my picks.

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