Velominati Super Prestige: 2011 Men’s Elite Worlds Road Race

Freddy Maertens-Former World Road Champion. Photo: Jesse Willems

A clatter of the metal grate rolling up signals another opening of the Velominati Bookmaker’s Office. The gaggle of skinny (and not so skinny, you know who you are) jabbering cycling addicts rush the door, each with their dream of a bumper sticker dancing in their heads. Before the office opened the bookies have consulted the oracle; a garbled audio of Sean Kelly’s predictions where he maybe tipped the little known Gullaume Van Keirsbulck, or did he say Phillip Gilbert. Bettini likes Cavendish’s chances while Cavendish likes Thor’s chances and Thor likes Keirsbulck’s chances or did he say Roelandts?

Since Geelong everyone has been saying this was a sprinters course, so a sprinter won’t win. It is only 266km with no serious grades and a total of 1785m of climbing. I could finish this course, if I could ride 266km and there was no time cut. For the professional road championship it does not sound long or grueling enough but the weather could be cold, windy and wet, if so the Spanish will suffer and the Italians will have to race with neck gaiters.

Looking back this year Cancellara should have won the 2010 world title so his less-than-spectacular season could be blamed on the curse of the rainbow jersey. Gilbert cannot have another season as good as this one so he better not win on Sunday or the jersey will be blamed in 2012. I started to feel bad for Thor when the yellow jersey came off his back and went to Voeckler during the Tour de France until I remembered he had the rainbow jersey underneath it! Who needs that trashy yellow one when you are already have the rainbow? I stopped feeling bad for Thor.

It’s late in the season, many have packed it in for the year, others have ridden the Vuelta to gain form. Are they good or cooked? Will the British team work together to bring Cav to the line or go down in flames like the Italians used to? The thought of Cavendish wearing the rainbow hoops for the next year has caused some anxiety in the office. His propensity for white tube socks with black shoes would diminish the aura the rainbow jersey brings to any worthy rider. The Aussi team looks unbeatable and yet…The bottom line on bookmaking is this will be another impossible race to pick the winner, unless you choose Gilbert.

Here is a link to the start list. As always, if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the form below. Make your picks by 5am Pacific Sunday morning, regular VSP Rules apply.

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  • My apologies.... a novice mistake and surely a violation of a rule. Here are my V picks.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Farrar
    2. Sagan
    3. Gilbert
    4. Goss
    5. Hushovd

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. Cavendish
    2. The Thunder God
    3. The one called Spartacus
    4. Wiggins
    5. Greipal

  • VSP PICKS:

    1. CavenCANdish
    2. Thor (home advantage)
    3. EBH (ditto)
    4. Peter Sagan
    5. Spartacus

  • vintage v please, lets see them put some bloody effort in.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Gilbert Grape
    2. Thorminator
    3. rolling stone gathers no Goss
    4. Cavendale cheese

    5. wrenchshaw

  • Spartacus has to be my pick, mostly because he's podiumed so many times already this year, he's got to be due. Also, I just want to see him in the bands. With so many eyes on Cav, Gilbert, the Aussies and all their respective squads, maybe he can hide in plain sight this time. There should be "the" break, that has enough favorites from strong teams to stay away. If it's windy, this is almost a certainty. But who will find their way into it and who will have the legs...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Cancellara
    2. Sagan
    3. Goss
    4. Voeckler
    5. Wiggins

  • Hi all, I haven't properly introduced myself but I've been enjoying the musings of Sir Frank and am looking forward to my first VSP entry. I live in southern Cal but don't hold it against me. Suffering guns ( although I am currently Too Fat to Climb now ) are the same here as everywhere else.

    I wanted to mention that the photo of Freddy Maertens is pretty menacing. He's now curator/coffee shop manager of the Tour of Flanders Museum in Oudenaarde, Belgium where they will finish the race next year. I met him there last year. Nice guy who I am sure could lay down the V still. Good luck to all on Sunday.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Farrar
    2. Sagan
    3. Gilbert
    4. Goss
    5. Hushovd

  • I just hope it's not a bunch sprint...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Gilbert
    2. Thor
    3. Chavanel
    4. Little Tommy V
    5. Ben King

  • Gah.... what a field and what a confusing parcours. With everyone talking about making it hard, I see a small break of nutters that goes to the finish, with EBH best of the rest.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Super-Phil
    2. Spartacus
    3. Chavanel
    4. Hero-land
    5. EBH

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