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We Wish You a Merckxy Christmas, and a Coppi New Year

From the bottom of our hearts, and on behalf of everyone at Velominati, we wish you a very Happy Holidays and as such issue a temporary suspension of Rule #11.

I’d like to thank everyone for coming around to our little corner of the world to spend your valuable time as part of the community; without you, none of this works. Thanks for helping to make 2011 a success. Here’s to 2012.

We wish you a Merckxy Christmas, and a Coppi New Year.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Cyclops

    I tried talking to her but she had a speech impediment and I couldn't understand anything she was saying.

    Impediment? Maybe she was Dutch.
    Maybe her name was Frankie.
    Maybe you are in trouble.

  • @Roadslave
    That is awesome! I have twin daughters and when we started riding around the neighborhood the big fight was who got to go first... well, one daughter would always wait until the bottom of a hill and then blast past her very irritated sister. When questioned on this breach of family etiquette she answered sincerely, "I always attack at the start of a hill..." She was five and is now 11... development squad here we come! Great memories. Congrats on yours!

  • ...and a late Merry Christmas back to the Velominati crew and community. Just coming back up for air after the holiday (c)rush. Got in 75K in 73F weather as penance for all of yesterdays over-indulging.

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