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Jaw Dropper: Velominati Jawbones

Velominati Custom Jawbone Configuration

I’m the first to admit that we are probably over doing it on the Velominati Kit article thing. That being said, I simply have to put one more out there, which will double more-or-less as a product review.

I previously wrote a piece on Radars and Jawbones wherein I asserted that Oakley Radars are the ideal cycling eye wear and the following about the Jawbones:

Imagine my amazement, then, when Oakley released the Jawbones.  They are ugly and look like they’d be even hotter than normal sunglasses, with no open-air system between the glasses and the cheek.  Besides, the dual-color version that many pros have been sporting is no good whatsoever and should be abandoned as quickly as possible.

I’m guessing that by this time you’ve figured out that I bought a pair of Jawbones.  As with many things in marketing, when you get beat over the head often enough with an image, you gradually become accustomed to it. Over the last season, my initial repulsion turned into acceptance turned into appreciation.

One theme with the Jawbones that helped win me over was that the pros started to get creative with the many color combinations available and used them to create a bit of a mean appearance.  A light-colored frame paired to a dark jaw gives a sort of “shovel” look – kind of like a bulldozer with it’s blade down. Enter the first of the Velominati kit concepts and my imagination immediately drifted to the Jawbones and possible Velominati-specific configurations.  Velominati Media Czar and I traded configurations and finally settled on silver frames, dark gray jaws, orange bolts, and orange lenses.  We were terribly tempted to opt for the orange jaws as well (in his words, “We both want to like the orange”, but they didn’t hold enough visual weight to create the “mean shovel” look, so we ultimately opted for the dark gray option instead.

Finally – after weeks of petitioning – the Finance Committee finally approved the purchase of said Jawbones (my Velomihottie holds a controlling vote).  Here you have them paired to our kit:

They did very well on their maiden voyage; light and not nearly as hot as one would expect with the vented lens options.  And, when they get a bit warm during a climb, they still fit perfectly into the vents of my helmet, so I’m still happy.

Configuration:
Frame: Silver
Jaw: Dark Grey
Thru bolt: Atomic Orange
Lens: Fire Iridium Vented
Lens: Clear Vented
Icon: Matte Black
Earsock: Black

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Frank

    Cool shades. After breaking my Rudy Project glasses weeks ago, I'm still riding blind - or feels like it anyway. I'm looking for new glasses. That's also the reason why I haven't sprung for the official Velominati jersey. Only so much disposable bike income per month - or in my case - every few months.

  • @Ron
    No worries, mate! I hated the Jawbones myself until I loved them. They perform, I have to say, amazingly well. Not nearly as warm as you'd think, and no fogging at all. Aces.

  • @Dan O
    Ouch, that is definitely the priority; you gotta protect your eyes, mate! An you had the Kaiser shades like Brett, if I'm not mistaken. Tragedy.

  • Frank,
    "they still fit perfectly into the vents of my helmet,"
    Which reminds me, what model Bell are you wearing? My previous Bell cracked in 3 places upon impact... luckily doing it's job. It was a nightmare replacing it, LBS had a sale going on Gyro's, tried as I might could not get one of them to feel right. I went with one anyway, gave me a nasty headache on first ride, returned. No appropriate Bell's in stock.

    Trial and error with online shop, now have a Volt. Oakley M-Frames do not have the perfect fit into helmet vents like my old Bell had =(

  • @Adam
    I ride a Bell Sweep and I love it. Moved my old red Sweep which clashed with the kit to my #1 Mountbike Helmet status and bought another one. I was very, very tempted to get the Volt but felt the vents might not hold my shades as well since I've been so happy with how the Sweep grabs 'em. Right-side up, upside-down; doesn't matter - death grip either way.

    I didn't want to chance it but also felt I might be missing out on the new top-shelf offering. It sounds like your experience validates that concern. The Sweep is less expensive, to boot.

  • @pakrat
    Well, no. Of course, had I etched them, it would have been with RULE 5. Lets not forget where we are.

    But, I didn't. I considered it. I was going between OBEY THE RULES and VELOMINATI, but I have other shades with etching along the bottom like that and find it really distracting. So I opted for nothing.

    Wrong choice? Maybe. I may yet order some.

  • Ok guys, I need glasses and 2 bills is way out of my league right now (really). Any suggestions? Still rummaging around for my Briko Stingers, but probably not going to find them.

  • I rate Rudy Projects, used to be an Oakley fanboi however I have moved on. Good luck

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