The Rides

The Ride. It is the cathedral of our sport, where we worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. It is the end to our means. Indeed, The Bike may be the central tool to our sport, but to turn the pedals is to experience the sensation of freedom, of flight. It is all for The Ride.

The world is overflowing with small, twisty roads that capture our collective imagination as cyclists. We spend our lifetimes searching out the best routes and rides; we pore over maps, we share with our fellow disciples, we talk to non-cycling locals all in pursuit of the Perfect Ride.

The Rides is devoted entirely to the best routes and rides around the world. Some are races or cyclosportives, others feature in the Classics and stages of The Great Races, while others still are little-known gems, discovered through careful meditation on The V. Be warned: these rides are not your average Sunday Afternoon spin; these rides are the best and most difficult rides in the word – they represent the rites of passage into La Vie Velominatus. It is to be taken for granted that these rides require loads of Rule #5, many of them Rule #10, and all of them are best enjoyed in Rule #9 conditions. They have been shared by you, the community. The Rides also features articles devoted to the greatest rides and providess a forum for sharing other rides for discussion.

If you’d like to submit a ride or an article about your own favorite ride, please feel free to send it to us and we’ll do our best to work with you to include it.

[rideitem status=”public” title=”Haleakala” distance=”56km” category=”Grimpeur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/50412514″ location=”Paia, Maui, Hawaii, USA”]

Haleakala is simultaneously the longest paved continuous climb in the world as well as the shortest ascent from sea level to 10,000 feet in the world. Though not terribly steep, this is a long, grinding climb that will reduce a strong rider to a whimpering lump.

To put the effort in perspective, this climb is 60km long a an average of 6% with two pitches as steep as 17%. That translates to somewhere between 3 or more hours of nonstop climbing, usually in Maui’s direct heat and often into a whipping headwind that spins around into a headwind no matter which direction the switchbacks take you.

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[rideitem statuc=public title=”Liege-Bastogne-Liege” distance=”265″ category=”Rouleur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58053308/” location=”Liege, Belgium”]

Liege-Bastogne-Liege is not only La Doyenne, the oldest of the Classics, but also represents perhaps the most demanding course in cycling. The 280 km, 3000m vertical route starts with an easy ride out from Liege to Bastogne which lulls riders into a false sense of security; the hills are frequent, but none of them terribly demanding. Into Bastogne, and the story changes on the way back to Liege with 9 categorized climbs in the second half, including the fearsome Côte de la Redoute and the Côte de Saint-Nicolas.

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[rideitem status=public title=”Paris-Roubaix” category=”Hardman” distance=”265″ url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58052610/” location=”Compiégne, France” guideurl=”http://www.cyclingpave.cc/” guide=”Pavé Cycling Classics”]

L’enfur du Nord. The Hell of The North. The Queen of the Classics. This isn’t a ride over the stones from your local brick-paved roads. You think climbs are what make a ride tough? We’ve got news for you: this is the hardest ride on the planet and it boasts a maximum elevation of 55 meters. These are vicious, brutal stones; the kind that will stretch each kilometer to their full length, the kind of stones that you will feel long after the rattling of the bars has stopped. These stones will change you. Forever.

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[rideitem status=public title=”Mortirolo/Gavia Loop” category=”Grimpeur” distance=”115km” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/59027020/” location=”Bormio, Italy” contributor=”Joe”]

The Mortirolo is perhaps the most feared pass in Western Europe, and the Gavia the most storied. Given their proximity to each other, its a wonder why this isn’t the most talked-about ride in Italy. Maybe it is; its impossible to say without being Italian. The loop nature of this ride makes it feasible as a solo escapade, but any ride with the kind of stats this one bears – 3200 meters ascended in 115 kilometers including the viscously steep Mortirolo – is best enjoyed with a riding partner or support car.

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[rideitem status=public title=”200 on 100″ category=”Grimpeur” distance=”330km” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58052808/” location=”Vernon, VT” contributor=”cdelinks” contributorurl=”http://cyclowhat.com”]

“Dumptruck of Awesome” has become the catch-phrase associated with this brutally hard, yet strikingly beautiful 330 kilometer (200 mile) ride down Vermont Route 100.  This ride was made popular during the summer of 2011 when Ted King, Tim Johnson, and a local amateur cyclist, Ryan Kelly, documented this ride on film. The ride starts on the Canadian border and finishes on the Massachusetts border.  With over 2500 meters of climbing on this 330 kilometer ride, you will need to pack a few lunches to get through this one.  Do this ride in the Fall, and the foliage might be beautiful enough to distract you from the horrible pain you will most certainly suffer.

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[rideitem status=”public” title=”De Ronde Van West Portlandia” distance=”76km” category=”Grimpeur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/15276210″ location=”Portland, Oregon, USA”]

A ride that officially “never happens” each spring, this 76 km route charts a course through Portland’s West Hills, paying homage to the European Spring Classics. Approximately 1,800 meters of paved and unpaved climbs are spread throughout the course, with several sections reaching grades of over 20%. More information can be found at Ronde PDX.

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[rideitem status=public title=”Seattle Master Urban Ride” category=”Rouleur” distance=”130km” url=http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/57732282 location=”Seattle, Washington, USA”]

This is perhaps the most challenging urban route in Seattle, hitting three of the big hills that define Seattle’s topography. The route starts and ends on Phinney Ridge, but hits the climbs of Interlaken and Alder Street/Lake Dell Drive on its way to Mercer Island, before coming back to hit Queen Anne and Magnolia, weaving its way up each of these hills as many times as possible via the steepest route available before the finale to the north via Golden Gardens, Blue Ridge Drive, and Carkeek Park. Panoramic views of the Cascades, Mount Rainier, Mount Baker, The Olympic Penninsula and Puget Sound makes this a standout Urban ride.

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  • @Cary

    @Rick

    I agree with this: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/guimard-team-sky-dont-care-about-the-disastrous-image-they-are-presenting-of-cycling/?utm_content=bufferfff5b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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    somewhat surprisingly, Virenque makes some sense, here.

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    But then, to play Devil's Advocate, assuming for the sake of argument that Froome KNOWS exactly what dose he took on the day in question and KNOWS he never exceeded the limit for intake - as far as he's concerned he has done nothing wrong at all, so why should his racing suffer by a self-imposed or even a team-imposed suspension?

    And also, as Brailsford pointed out this week, in 'normal' circumstances a finding of this kind would be confidential between the testing agence, rider and team and without the leak the public would know nothing of this and the rider would be allowed to continue racing and training as normal.

    All in all, it's a shitty situation and I don't know what the answer is.

  • @RobSandy

    I can't help thinking that if he KNOWS and Sky/Brailsford KNOWS, as in properly KNOWING with the ability demonstrate it, what he took and that he never exceeded the limit for intake, they would have told us all about it by now rather. Instead they've opted for radio silence.

    Whether we would have believed it is a different issue; after all this is the organisation that championed winning through the identification of marginal gains through scientific means yet they didn't maintain any medical records of who'd been given what, hadn't got round to backing up their laptops and had no idea of what they'd sent a staff member to another country to deliver.

    Weaselly words about Foome only being in the spotlight don't work either. The news is out and good risk/disaster management is based on working to the facts and events as they're known and an anticipation of what might or will happen.

    Froome may well be innocent but if he is he's going to end up being damned by the manner in which it's being handled.

  • @chris

    @RobSandy

    I can’t help thinking that if he KNOWS and Sky/Brailsford KNOWS, as in properly KNOWING with the ability demonstrate it, what he took and that he never exceeded the limit for intake, they would have told us all about it by now rather. Instead they’ve opted for radio silence.

    Whether we would have believed it is a different issue; after all this is the organisation that championed winning through the identification of marginal gains through scientific means yet they didn’t maintain any medical records of who’d been given what, hadn’t got round to backing up their laptops and had no idea of what they’d sent a staff member to another country to deliver.

    Weaselly words about Foome only being in the spotlight don’t work either. The news is out and good risk/disaster management is based on working to the facts and events as they’re known and an anticipation of what might or will happen.

    Froome may well be innocent but if he is he’s going to end up being damned by the manner in which it’s being handled.

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    Agree.

    And if it turns out they were gaming the system by somehow using injected Salbutamol as a performance enhancer or something like that then fuck them all.

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    @chris

     

    I can’t help thinking that if he KNOWS and Sky/Brailsford KNOWS, as in properly KNOWING with the ability demonstrate it, what he took and that he never exceeded the limit for intake, they would have told us all about it by now rather. Instead they’ve opted for radio silence.

    There's also the possibility that Froome knows he didn't exceed the limit but cannot demonstrate it. So where does that leave them? Still fucked, sadly.

  • @RobSandy

     

    And if it turns out they were gaming the system by somehow using injected Salbutamol as a performance enhancer or something like that then fuck them all.

    I've always been a bit of a Team Sky fan and I don't think that's the case and I certainly don't think it'll be proven even if it was. I'm leaning towards getting the dosing wrong. But yes, if it is a deliberate attepmt to enhance performance rather than stablise a medical condition, fuck them all.

    @RobSandy

    There’s also the possibility that Froome knows he didn’t exceed the limit but cannot demonstrate it. So where does that leave them? Still fucked, sadly.

    Sadly so, but their current management of the situation isn't helping. If he knows that he didn't exceed the limit and knows he can't demonstrate it he should have HTFU'd and removed himself from racing from the word go.
    If he knows that he didn't exceed the limit and thinks he might be able to prove it people would have a lot more time if he removed himself from racing whilst pursuing his proof. If he did that but failed, people would be more inclined to accept the fact that it's not a banned substance but a controlled one and he'd be more likely to get a shorter ban and have it backdated so it does less damage to his future.
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    Is there a shop that fills you with the mystery and history and love of cycling?

  • @chris

    @RobSandy

    And if it turns out they were gaming the system by somehow using injected Salbutamol as a performance enhancer or something like that then fuck them all.

    I’ve always been a bit of a Team Sky fan and I don’t think that’s the case and I certainly don’t think it’ll be proven even if it was. I’m leaning towards getting the dosing wrong. But yes, if it is a deliberate attepmt to enhance performance rather than stablise a medical condition, fuck them all.

     

     Since we're back on this, I found and interesting article...

     

    In part, it suggests that Froome, the doctor, and Sky are very experienced, it would have to be a really big "accident" with the dosage.  With a significant number of asthmatic athletes out there, if it was easy to take a little too much and end up over the limit, we'd see many more failed drug tests than actually happen.

     

  • @MangoDave

    @chris

    @RobSandy

    And if it turns out they were gaming the system by somehow using injected Salbutamol as a performance enhancer or something like that then fuck them all.

    I’ve always been a bit of a Team Sky fan and I don’t think that’s the case and I certainly don’t think it’ll be proven even if it was. I’m leaning towards getting the dosing wrong. But yes, if it is a deliberate attepmt to enhance performance rather than stablise a medical condition, fuck them all.

    Since we’re back on this, I found and interesting article…
    In part, it suggests that Froome, the doctor, and Sky are very experienced, it would have to be a really big “accident” with the dosage. With a significant number of asthmatic athletes out there, if it was easy to take a little too much and end up over the limit, we’d see many more failed drug tests than actually happen.
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    @MangoDave

    @chris

    @RobSandy

    And if it turns out they were gaming the system by somehow using injected Salbutamol as a performance enhancer or something like that then fuck them all.

    I’ve always been a bit of a Team Sky fan and I don’t think that’s the case and I certainly don’t think it’ll be proven even if it was. I’m leaning towards getting the dosing wrong. But yes, if it is a deliberate attepmt to enhance performance rather than stablise a medical condition, fuck them all.

    Since we’re back on this, I found and interesting article…
    In part, it suggests that Froome, the doctor, and Sky are very experienced, it would have to be a really big “accident” with the dosage. With a significant number of asthmatic athletes out there, if it was easy to take a little too much and end up over the limit, we’d see many more failed drug tests than actually happen.

    I botched the editing for my post.  My comments begin with "Since we're back...

    Repost:

    Since we’re back on this, I found and interesting article…
    In part, it suggests that Froome, the doctor, and Sky are very experienced, it would have to be a really big “accident” with the dosage. With a significant number of asthmatic athletes out there, if it was easy to take a little too much and end up over the limit, we’d see many more failed drug tests than actually happen.