The Ride. It is the cathedral of our sport, where we worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. It is the end to our means. Indeed, The Bike may be the central tool to our sport, but to turn the pedals is to experience the sensation of freedom, of flight. It is all for The Ride.
The world is overflowing with small, twisty roads that capture our collective imagination as cyclists. We spend our lifetimes searching out the best routes and rides; we pore over maps, we share with our fellow disciples, we talk to non-cycling locals all in pursuit of the Perfect Ride.
The Rides is devoted entirely to the best routes and rides around the world. Some are races or cyclosportives, others feature in the Classics and stages of The Great Races, while others still are little-known gems, discovered through careful meditation on The V. Be warned: these rides are not your average Sunday Afternoon spin; these rides are the best and most difficult rides in the word – they represent the rites of passage into La Vie Velominatus. It is to be taken for granted that these rides require loads of Rule #5, many of them Rule #10, and all of them are best enjoyed in Rule #9 conditions. They have been shared by you, the community. The Rides also features articles devoted to the greatest rides and providess a forum for sharing other rides for discussion.
If you’d like to submit a ride or an article about your own favorite ride, please feel free to send it to us and we’ll do our best to work with you to include it.
[rideitem status=”public” title=”Haleakala” distance=”56km” category=”Grimpeur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/50412514″ location=”Paia, Maui, Hawaii, USA”]
Haleakala is simultaneously the longest paved continuous climb in the world as well as the shortest ascent from sea level to 10,000 feet in the world. Though not terribly steep, this is a long, grinding climb that will reduce a strong rider to a whimpering lump.
To put the effort in perspective, this climb is 60km long a an average of 6% with two pitches as steep as 17%. That translates to somewhere between 3 or more hours of nonstop climbing, usually in Maui’s direct heat and often into a whipping headwind that spins around into a headwind no matter which direction the switchbacks take you.
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[rideitem statuc=public title=”Liege-Bastogne-Liege” distance=”265″ category=”Rouleur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58053308/” location=”Liege, Belgium”]
Liege-Bastogne-Liege is not only La Doyenne, the oldest of the Classics, but also represents perhaps the most demanding course in cycling. The 280 km, 3000m vertical route starts with an easy ride out from Liege to Bastogne which lulls riders into a false sense of security; the hills are frequent, but none of them terribly demanding. Into Bastogne, and the story changes on the way back to Liege with 9 categorized climbs in the second half, including the fearsome Côte de la Redoute and the Côte de Saint-Nicolas.
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[rideitem status=public title=”Paris-Roubaix” category=”Hardman” distance=”265″ url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58052610/” location=”Compiégne, France” guideurl=”http://www.cyclingpave.cc/” guide=”Pavé Cycling Classics”]
L’enfur du Nord. The Hell of The North. The Queen of the Classics. This isn’t a ride over the stones from your local brick-paved roads. You think climbs are what make a ride tough? We’ve got news for you: this is the hardest ride on the planet and it boasts a maximum elevation of 55 meters. These are vicious, brutal stones; the kind that will stretch each kilometer to their full length, the kind of stones that you will feel long after the rattling of the bars has stopped. These stones will change you. Forever.
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[rideitem status=public title=”Mortirolo/Gavia Loop” category=”Grimpeur” distance=”115km” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/59027020/” location=”Bormio, Italy” contributor=”Joe”]
The Mortirolo is perhaps the most feared pass in Western Europe, and the Gavia the most storied. Given their proximity to each other, its a wonder why this isn’t the most talked-about ride in Italy. Maybe it is; its impossible to say without being Italian. The loop nature of this ride makes it feasible as a solo escapade, but any ride with the kind of stats this one bears – 3200 meters ascended in 115 kilometers including the viscously steep Mortirolo – is best enjoyed with a riding partner or support car.
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[rideitem status=public title=”200 on 100″ category=”Grimpeur” distance=”330km” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/58052808/” location=”Vernon, VT” contributor=”cdelinks” contributorurl=”http://cyclowhat.com”]
“Dumptruck of Awesome” has become the catch-phrase associated with this brutally hard, yet strikingly beautiful 330 kilometer (200 mile) ride down Vermont Route 100. This ride was made popular during the summer of 2011 when Ted King, Tim Johnson, and a local amateur cyclist, Ryan Kelly, documented this ride on film. The ride starts on the Canadian border and finishes on the Massachusetts border. With over 2500 meters of climbing on this 330 kilometer ride, you will need to pack a few lunches to get through this one. Do this ride in the Fall, and the foliage might be beautiful enough to distract you from the horrible pain you will most certainly suffer.
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[rideitem status=”public” title=”De Ronde Van West Portlandia” distance=”76km” category=”Grimpeur” url=”http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/15276210″ location=”Portland, Oregon, USA”]
A ride that officially “never happens” each spring, this 76 km route charts a course through Portland’s West Hills, paying homage to the European Spring Classics. Approximately 1,800 meters of paved and unpaved climbs are spread throughout the course, with several sections reaching grades of over 20%. More information can be found at Ronde PDX.
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[rideitem status=public title=”Seattle Master Urban Ride” category=”Rouleur” distance=”130km” url=http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/57732282 location=”Seattle, Washington, USA”]
This is perhaps the most challenging urban route in Seattle, hitting three of the big hills that define Seattle’s topography. The route starts and ends on Phinney Ridge, but hits the climbs of Interlaken and Alder Street/Lake Dell Drive on its way to Mercer Island, before coming back to hit Queen Anne and Magnolia, weaving its way up each of these hills as many times as possible via the steepest route available before the finale to the north via Golden Gardens, Blue Ridge Drive, and Carkeek Park. Panoramic views of the Cascades, Mount Rainier, Mount Baker, The Olympic Penninsula and Puget Sound makes this a standout Urban ride.
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@fignons barber
Well, there was Cap'n Frank and his trusty crew, but the latter, bar Brett, have gone and the fact that the spring Belgian races have begun without a peep from Frank tells you how connected he is. I'm amazed the site is still live.
@wiscot
It's like a ghost ship, floating aimlessly at sea. still seaworthy and not taking on water. Just need to scrub off the seagull shit, and good to go.
@fignons barber
And someone has burned all the rum.
@wiscot
Well, I wouldn't say I'm still around, I hardly visit and I can't get into the back end of the site to post articles. No word from Frank despite 100s of emails from Gianni and myself. We don't know where he is or what he's doing. Probably in the Caymans living off our kit and book money...
@Brett
Sorry to hear that. I got the impression that you, Gianni, and Frank went way back and that the current state of affairs is a sad, sad thing. It's one thing to gyp your mates in private, it's another to do it globally.
On a happier note, it was mid 50s here in SE Wisconsin yesterday. Bailed from work early. Cap under the helmet, gilet over long sleeved jersey and knicks. Oh to feel warm air on my face was pure bliss. My new year's resolution to cut our sugary shit is still holding strong and I actually felt great - considering it's still only February. It was truly one of those "thank Merckx I'm a cyclist" afternoons. After all, only three weeks ago I was fat biking on Lake Winnebago on snow and ice in wind chills that were likely close to zero. And we have 3" of sloppy snow scheduled for tomorrow. Enjoy it while you can was never truer!
@Brett
Leaving aside you and Gianni getting stiffed (although that is somewhat amusing anyway), I don't mind the idea of Velominati finishing in a Trainspotting kind of way, with Frank slinking out the door with a bag of cash. Cut to him walking down the street removing his clothes to reveal a Yellow Jacket of Authority.
Rides off into the distance on a recumbent, like Keyser Soze.
My only regret is that I will never get to beat the living shit out of Minion.
Ah balls - weather cancelled all EasyJet flights to Italy today and tomorrow. Can't find any other flights without paying a fortune so Strade Bianche trip is off.
@Teocalli
That's totally rubbish - the timing of these things is often a complete shitter.
We almost missed our trip to NZ a few years ago when there was loads of snow in the UK.
On the flip side, when we flew out for out honeymoon we got one of the last flights before the Icelandic volcano erupted and one of the first flights back after the dust had eased off. Didn't affect us but the cabin crew had been stuck in St Lucia for 10 days. They looked devastated about that when we saw them on the flight back!
@RobSandy
Yeah seems that today's flights to Pisa cancelled and tomorrow is fully booked. Maybe other people looked and changed before we checked. Can't get to Rome or Florence tomorrow at a reasonable price - I guess it's more Roller Time.........
First world problems! I guess there are folk out there in considerably more grief at the moment.
@Marcus
So of the Keepers, who's Sick Boy, Spud and Begbie?