La Vie Velominatus: Rebirth

Spring blossoms in Seattle

Wind is an asshole. I have no patience left for it. It has all of it been used up, gone, finished. It is the only force that I’m aware of (with the possible exception of gravity) that is more stubborn and less willing to listen to reason than I myself am. It blows me around on my bike, it embezzles speed from my Magnificent Stroke. No matter how emphatically I lose my temper with it, no matter the unprintable curses and insults I hurl in its direction, it just keeps on blowing like a big stupid blowing thing.

The weather systems that move in and out of the Puget Sound Convergence Zone are accompanied by a gale and, and as every Cyclist knows, gales blow exclusively against the direction of travel. With the changing seasons come the frequent storm systems and the unreliability of the meteorologists is amplified by the complexity of the weather patterns. Taking Bike Number One is a gamble during any of these times, but sometimes living dangerously feels better than it is sensible. Every now and then, taking #1 when you really shouldn’t can offer a bit of much-needed redemption.

Fall winds steel us for the arrival of colder, darker days. Winter around here comes with less wind, but with annoyances of its own. Our friends in more harsh climates than mine will agree: we have had a dark Winter here in the Northern Hemisphere. Seattle is a mild place to live, but even here the damp, cold, short days have taken their toll. The sun is down when I arrive at work, and it is down when I leave for home. With vitamin D in short supply, our moods sour, the chickens stop laying their eggs (there is no creature more entitled than a clucking chicken who refuses to lay an egg), and alcohol, food, and sloth start looking like viable plans of remediation.

But as Winter makes its slow exit, the winds begin to blow once again and Spring starts to dot hints that she is about to make her entrance. The redbud trees are in blossom, and the Earth is letting loose the green stalks of tulips and crocuses. The work we did over the winter was supposed to make us feel strong and fast; instead, trees bow to our arrival as the wind pushes against our face and robs us of the free flight that a Cyclist in form works so hard to achieve.

Nevertheless, this weekend I rode with bare legs, the strong headwind filling my senses with the fresh smell of damp, life-giving earth and budding blossoms. Rebirth is infectious and like the trees and plants around me, so too have I been reborn. 

Wind might well be an asshole, but when it signals warmer, brighter days it somehow seems more tolerable. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @Pedale.Forchetta

    Against the wind, Tuscany, Saturday 8th March 2014.

    Is it just me or is Cav slimming down? He looks mean in that shot.

    Speaking of looking lean, Tommeke is looking the slimmest I've ever seen him. I think he's having a nice Paris-Nice, building the form for the classics. How much can I wait for them? I can't!

  • @The Pressure

    @ped

    @frank exactly what I thought at TA today

    definitely leaner in the face

    There's a guy in this photo???Aye Yeah Yeah!!!

    Yup, and one who knows what a proper cycling cap is! Good man Cav, and nice to see that it looks like OPQS are all doing the proper caps these days. A renaissance of the cycling cap? I hope so.

  • @KW

    FINALLY got the first outdoor ride of the year in after work yesterday.

    40km, the first half of which was straight into winds of 30-40kph. Made for very slow going, and made me realize just how fat and out of shape I'm in.

    However, it was so fantastic that I decided to get the first commute of the year in this morning. 20km into that same fucking wind. Weather report says I should have a tailwind on the way home.

    The important thing is that I'm back on the road, and that's ALL that matters!

    Good man. You're in WI I know and yes, it's a bit blowy today, but I'm hoping to get a short one in late pm. The weekend's looking pretty sketchy unless Rule 5 is invoked.

  • @The Oracle

    @RedRanger

    @The Oracle

    @teleguy57

    @The Oracle

    @teleguy57 Where are you situated, teleguy?

    Appleton.

    Well, shit. We're practically neighbors.

    Im in Wausau now. shit lots of us in Wisconsin.

    One would think that another WI cogal should be in the offing. @wiscot, I'm looking in your general direction ...

    Yes sir, I see that you are indeed looking in my direction. Let me consult the calendar, Map my Ride and see what can be concocted out of West Bend.

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  • @Izetta

    This is my first time go to see at here and i am genuinely impressed to read everthing at single place.

    High praise indeed...stick around a while and we are sure to correct you misguiding impression that we have the faintest idea what we are talking about, in the near future.  Having said that...welcome to the site!

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