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Riding Without Data

No Cyclometers Needed.

I’m compliant with Rule #74: no Garmin, no cyclometer, just an uncluttered cockpit. I’m not anti-data, if I could generate some awesome data I’d like to know about it. If I was racing I would train with data. I just got bored with looking at the numbers and not doing anything about them. When my Cateye cyclometer/heart rate monitor demanded yet another bi-monthly battery change, I took the whole thing off and never looked back. Total milage, elevation gained, I no longer care about these numbers.

Can you ride without data? Does a ride even happen if it doesn’t show up on Strava? Bretto brilliantly introduced the V-meter three years ago. It was an idea that flew in the face of all the new technology we needed on the bike. Push on the pedals and if in doubt, push on them harder.

I did buy into a heart rate monitor or two in my time. Early on we used them like kids used the early alcohol breathalyzers installed in bars. That was an ill conceived notion if there ever was one; it’s a damn bar, only young drunk males are going to use breathalyzers and it won’t be to see if they are too high to drive. Rather, they are going to use it as a drunkometer, to see who can get drunker. For us it was young males on bikes, I’m gonna peg this HRM, see, see, I can get a higher number than you because you suck.

Without data I know when I’m going faster than 65 kph, things do change at those speeds. And I know when I’ve done a 160 km ride only because it’s a route I know from past centuries. I do live on an island. But I still make deposits at the pain bank at regular times. Being too big to climb and living on the side of a volcanic island has made every ride something. When I was younger I couldn’t enjoy a forty-five minute ride, I actually wouldn’t go on one. What was the point of such a short ride? Now forty-five minutes can mean forty minutes of steady climbing and five minutes of descending. That’s a ride.

Getting shelled by your friends tells you something, something you already knew, they are faster. Riding with friends who are faster is the best training aid. I figure it’s a quality training ride if I barely make it home. Do more of those, keep doing them a little harder.

Keepers Tour 2012 was doubly fun for the training required before the trip even started. We all need incentive to crank up that kind of fitness. I’m sure the 200 on 100 Cogal riders felt the same way; this ride is going to hurt but it will hurt less if I murder myself in the months before. The Spring Campaign is looming and I’m already devising  training rides that will either make me fit or ruin me, or both at the same time, which is what usually happens.

 

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  • I really don't like how that 'tri-geek yuppie shit power based training' has taken hold.

  • I've never used a cyclometer but now I really like the Strava app of my cellphone. I really like the social network, following people in Italy and abroad... But the most important reason for me in using it is to recording the routes that my dear friend Antonio elaborates every week. I'm one of those guys that never know where they are, so for me the Strava map is a fantastic thing.

  • @Chipomarc

    I really don't like how that 'tri-geek yuppie shit power based training' has taken hold.

    I think there is a big difference in using a comp

  • *computer to see how far and fast you went and;

    " If i had only used 1 watt less at the beginning i would have been .003 seconds faster 129 miles later!"

  • I'm down with this. The V-site is my social network. I don't give a shit about strava. Rule #4 is where it's at.

    That said, I do use a Garmin 705 for route directions. It also records, but other than seeing how far I rode, I don't really care. I always need to ride further, climb higher. I wish it had the ability to track component wear, but I don't need a fucking computer to tell me to change my chain. I need a park tool chain gauge.

    What we really need is a badge of honor here on this site. If you track and document that you've ridden the equivalent of the circumference of the Earth, now you're on to something. Pros do that in a season. It is taking me a lifetime. That's the only real number I want to document.

  • @Chipomarc

    I really don't like how that 'tri-geek yuppie shit power based training' has taken hold.

     

    A-Merckx. Some dumbfucks want me to pay $1200 for pedals that tell me how hard I am pushing. That's fucked up.

  • Next up on the crap-tastic-o-meter will be the HUD for cyclists. Some twatwaffle will design a google-glass thingy with a heads up display that will display more pointless shit in front of you. Stay home, ride the rollers in front of a merckxdamn HDTV instead.

  • I wonder how many of you "data-free" riders who bag power meters have actually used one?

    When they are used with even a modicum of common sense, they make you train oh so very much harder.

    The thing about power meters is that they remove any chance of you kidding yourself.

    But in keeping with the Masturbation Principle, anyone who talks about their wattage is generally a cunt and should probably be killed.

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