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The Hardmen: Legends of the Cycling Gods

Today’s a big deal over here at VHQ; V-Pints are being clinked and backs are being slapped in celebration of our second book, The Hardmen, being released in the UK and Commonwealth countries today, June 1. (It is due out in the United States in the Fall as well as The Netherlands and Belgium in Spring 2018.)

I have a new appreciation for what a band might go through when faced with putting out their sophomore effort (which in our case was something of a sophomoronic effort). While I would never put forward the idea that writing our first book, The Rules, was in any way “easy”, its writing was one unencumbered by the notion that anyone might actually read it. The pressure of expectation for our second book might well have been something we placed on ourselves, but the pressure felt very real nonetheless. The irony did not go unnoticed that we had to harden the fuck up and focus on the business of writing the best book we could manage, given the book was centered around the general notion of Rule #5.

The Hardmen is just that: the tales of the most epic rides and riders in history, or at least in our collective recollection. We wrote it in the style you’ve become familiar with, (ir)reverently with a focus more on legend than on fact, and avoiding research wherever possible for the simple fact that research feels a lot like cheating. Our inclination to make words up also proved an interesting challenge for our copyeditor.

Of the variety of obstacles we encountered along the way, that of selecting the riders to include in the book figured prominently; there are so many worth including that we could hardly set about including them all. So we picked at our whim and whimsy, and we welcome you to challenge us on both our inclusions and omissions.

With that, I will retire to the patio and indulge in more celebratory pints but not before leaving you with this very flattering and possibly unjustified review on the Washing Machine Post.

Thanks to everyone here for your support as our writing slacked off over the past year while we labored to get this book done. We owe you each a debt of gratitude and look forward to enjoying your company online and back out on the roads. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @MangoDave

    What the hell?!? How am I supposed to wait until the Fall?

    Exactly. Perhaps we can take solace in the up coming book about soccer players (non-American Football to the rest of you) The Pussies: flopping legends.

  • Can't wait and congrats to ye all. I'd be challenged to think that you cannot order it online and have it sent to outside-common-poverty-regions. I saw various sites where you should be able to order it from.

    Just occurred: you know the Big Mac index, which is an alternative way to compare foreign exchange rates? Well, there's a new Fx-converter in the making....

  • @litvi

    @MangoDave

    What the hell?!? How am I supposed to wait until the Fall?

    It’s coming out in the Fall here because @frank is a jackass. Albeit a funny jackass.

    Or have one of us in EU ship you a copy?

  • @Ccos

    @MangoDave

    What the hell?!? How am I supposed to wait until the Fall?

    Exactly. Perhaps we can take solace in the up coming book about soccer players (non-American Football to the rest of you) The Pussies: flopping legends.

    +1

  • @Teocalli

    @litvi

    @MangoDave

    What the hell?!? How am I supposed to wait until the Fall?

    It’s coming out in the Fall here because @frank is a jackass. Albeit a funny jackass.

    Or have one of us in EU ship you a copy?

    Better get your skates on while we're still in it!

    Or vote Lib Dem.

  • Very cruel to force your own countrymen to endure such a wait. Aren't we suffering enough with the current group of clowns at the wheel, and now you foist this delay on us?! This might have proven to be a spark of hope, a beacon in a treacherous landscape, a ray of light that inspires a weary country.

    Or, it might just be something that sits on my nightstand through the winter. Time will tell.

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