Velominati Super Prestige: Critérium du Dauphiné

I'll have mine medium rare with extra clenbuterol, please. Photo via Cycling Weekly

The Tour de France looms on the horizon, and those riders planning to race are putting the final touches on their form – or going into last-minute panic mode, final exam cram-style. The Critérium Dauphiné has long been a favorite preparation race serving both purposes rather well.

It’s a favorite of the Tour’s GC contenders as it usually features stages that, if not identical to key stages from the Tour, will at least feature many of the same climbs; habitual Tour winners like Indurain, Armstrong, and Clentador have traditionally used this race as their preferred method of final preparation; riders seeking additional form will take the beating taken from a week of suffering and have just enough time to recover prior to the Tour. And, of course, riders who have aspirations in July may also find they are a few kilos heavy yet and may indulge in some ultra-lean Spanish beef in order to get to fighting weight.

It’s also a dangerous gamble: ride too hard at the Critérium and you could fire off the Guns of Navarone and enter the Tour in a state of fatigue, as Pharmy did in 2003. A delicate balance, this.

The challenge in predicting the results of a preparation race such as this is that the favorites for the Tour are (hopefully) peaking in one month, not during this event. But they’ll be good – maybe good enough to win. But probably not. Combine that with that the notion that a rider with little hope in July may be looking for glory and will be in peak form, leading to an unexpected result – a review of last year’s race with Jani Brajkovic is a great example of this case.

With that we kick off into the first minor-stage VSP for the Critérium Dauphiné. Being a week-long stage race, the points on offer are 7 for first, 5 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, with the usual allotment of bonus points for getting the rider right but the place wrong.  Also, there are no rest days, so no rest day swaps, but we will have our usual approach for riders who drop out. Piti Principle applies as always. Also review the guide, being careful to note that the rules have changes a bit this year, and we may not have completely updated the guide yet, so if there’s a question, ask.

Best of luck to all.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Ron
    Try this link in the am. Sometimes you have to try more than one of them but I have been getting the Eurosport fed just fine. Hope it helps.

  • All these photos are incredible! Thanks Alpin.

    Cyclops - sorry 'bout that. Looking forward to the article.

    Some of those racers are funny lookin' dudes, and some look more like ladies than dudes. Maybe all that riding is upping their estrogen levels.

  • Hey delphinati!

    here are the first set of pictures .

    Criterium du Dauphiné
    Etapé 3 : Grenoble - Grenoble.

    All pictures are unframed and unedited et that can surely be seen...
    I battled with my my gear and the light all day...

    For a start, random choices of mine.

    very very very discrete Wiggins.

    Tyler's Legz

    White power

    Black power

    Under the Police eye

    Concentrating...

    Decided

    Basso looking tired at the start

    Rolling the wheel

    Liquigas as$

    Mangez des Oranges!

    Doctor's Suitcase

    Imported from Belgium

    Gold Necklace

    sign "O" the times

    lots of it in the bank

    I see dimples everywhere

    slice cut ?

    Shiv out ?

    stealth

    liberated

    spinning

    best photo of mine

    A.Merckx

    ...and he pulled a Dogma from the Sky...

    LOUD pink

    his name evocates macadamia nuts

    The Big Blue

    ZZZZzzzzz

    Lots of stress in this stage...

    various trainers

    Vanity plates...of course.



    Souvenirs...

    ...

  • Thanks, pakrat! I'll give it a shot.

    And between Pedale & Alpin I don't even need to go to cyclingnews or velonews to see race photos; Velominati is quickly becoming the only cycling site I need to check out. That's awesomeness!

  • As you can clearly see pictures sharpness is not as crisp as yesterday, i choose a bad apple and didn't verify...grrrrr

    Nevermind ! It lets some place for imagination!
    here are some other more or less blurry shots.

    Jens is in Switzerland, no ?

    Choose your vehicle

    choice done.

    French Look

    Pump it up

    What do you need ?

    do not want to stain my tires

    Lower class model

    contrasting tints

  • @Alpin
    Wow, you've outdone yourself. Of your many fantastic photos, I think either this

    or

    is my favorite.

    Incredibly well done.

  • @Alpin
    Once again, many thanks for you excellent inside look at the TT scene. How about Tyler's guns! What a man.

  • one last set and i'm gone for the day.

    Swiss design is great

    waiting in the dark

    less is more

    the sound of these things...

    velocity

    Discs, Five spokes, traditionnal ones ?

    music before the race

    Pinarello Pina's

    "Aerospace carbon"

    Campa rear disc wheel

    non-Campa front wheel

    dimples from Zipp, no?

    Good looking Corima MCC

    Hub in close-up

    Special Rotor TT Ring

    Corima disc with red Der'

    Time TT equipped in front with 3 spokes from Corima

    little color in a B&W world

    his upsidedown partner

    42.5km= little thirst

    Swoosh! as they say at Nike HQ

    integrated design

    aero pedals

    Ciao a te Ragazzi!

    Mechs have always one or more screwdriver in hand

    Pizza time at Garmin-Cervelo

    Cometes and Cosmic ...

    How many bikes can you see in this photo ?

    Tyler's one

    Sport Utility Vehicle

    Trek's TTs with a low front rim

    that's the very first time i Think a Lapierre bike can be quite easy on the eye

    his one for example is perfectly bland and vulgar

    a warrior in his shiny armor

    seen at S-Works Bus

    one bike , twelve wheels

    Shiv from Gustov

    another curious stem from Look

    Katusha's rides

    W h e e l s

    finding the v-locus

    searching his rythm

    setting the pace

    rear view

    where do i put the cartridges ?

    one turn and it's ok

    Lapierre's FDJ bikes

    angular shapes

    training camp

    Shiv in white

    the last trend in TT

    red honey

    think blue

    Curious mix between SIDIs, Canyon & Mavic ...

    italian Lampre design

    all prepared in his skinsuit

    Dimpled helmet

    It screams : Go !

    Cofidis riders checking their glasses before race

    Cervelo P4 with his integrated Camelbak

    Tyler Farrar at the start of the TT

    reeeeally decontracted at the start ...

    Ag2r Kuota...

    some yoga while the TT conformity Check

    PRO wheel for Orbea

    hop hop hop

    replacement rides ?

    stylish

    nice color scheme

    nice bike / nice kit

    ...

    that's all, folks !

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