Velominati Super Prestige: Critérium du Dauphiné

I'll have mine medium rare with extra clenbuterol, please. Photo via Cycling Weekly

The Tour de France looms on the horizon, and those riders planning to race are putting the final touches on their form – or going into last-minute panic mode, final exam cram-style. The Critérium Dauphiné has long been a favorite preparation race serving both purposes rather well.

It’s a favorite of the Tour’s GC contenders as it usually features stages that, if not identical to key stages from the Tour, will at least feature many of the same climbs; habitual Tour winners like Indurain, Armstrong, and Clentador have traditionally used this race as their preferred method of final preparation; riders seeking additional form will take the beating taken from a week of suffering and have just enough time to recover prior to the Tour. And, of course, riders who have aspirations in July may also find they are a few kilos heavy yet and may indulge in some ultra-lean Spanish beef in order to get to fighting weight.

It’s also a dangerous gamble: ride too hard at the Critérium and you could fire off the Guns of Navarone and enter the Tour in a state of fatigue, as Pharmy did in 2003. A delicate balance, this.

The challenge in predicting the results of a preparation race such as this is that the favorites for the Tour are (hopefully) peaking in one month, not during this event. But they’ll be good – maybe good enough to win. But probably not. Combine that with that the notion that a rider with little hope in July may be looking for glory and will be in peak form, leading to an unexpected result – a review of last year’s race with Jani Brajkovic is a great example of this case.

With that we kick off into the first minor-stage VSP for the Critérium Dauphiné. Being a week-long stage race, the points on offer are 7 for first, 5 for second, 4 for third, 3 for fourth, 2 for fifth, with the usual allotment of bonus points for getting the rider right but the place wrong.  Also, there are no rest days, so no rest day swaps, but we will have our usual approach for riders who drop out. Piti Principle applies as always. Also review the guide, being careful to note that the rules have changes a bit this year, and we may not have completely updated the guide yet, so if there’s a question, ask.

Best of luck to all.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    Well,

    these two they're in my top 5 two ...)..the next time for the TDF i'll inleash my abstract views on photography ! it's also much more my thing !

  • @Alpin
    Holy Mother of Merckx I have been way to busy with work and travel and trying to get in shape to peak before the worlds and now I come back to this!!

    Massive bike porn - stunning images - I have gone to heaven, thank you Alpin!

  • @Alpin

    I'm surprised to see the ergostem is still in use - albiet in a new incarnation. Amazing!

    Phenomenal bike porn!!

    @Rob
    Welcome back mate!!

  • The latest set of pictures don't seem to be loading for me. Too much bike sexiness for the server to handle?

  • @Alpin
    This must take you a while to do. Take, sort, edit, upload.
    You may be wondering if the time invested is worth it.
    Let me answer.
    Thankyou so, so much for this. Just love it.

  • @Alpin
    Absolute class that's on a different level. I guess were used to seeing photos of the racing but it's rare to be immersed in an event in the way that you've achieved! A great balance between the "tech" and the people. Thanks.

  • @Frank
    @mcsqueak
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    Thanks a lot fellows velo'mates !!!

    Thats was a real pleasure to do these shots and gallery !

    Next time i'll take a more personal approach first...

    And then bring on the Bike pr0n !!!

    ))))

    In the next days, if the meteorology isn't so bad perhaps i'll take the chances to do some live race shots in the two last mounatinous stages with these two infamous climbs the very well known Col de la Croix de Fer and the understated Collet d'Allevard...but that means i would have to climb these with all my gear and stuff ( no car ! ) ...will see ! If not, the next Bg Thing will be the Tour in July... see you there !!

  • Carbone +

    The feeling you get when you see so many carbon components that you take viagra for relief...

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