Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2014

Johan Vandevelde wears a snow helmet on the Gavia during the ’88 Giro.

For the simple reason that the Cobbled and Ardennes Classics are behind us, I have not alternative but to get back on my soap box about the Giro being the best of the three Grand Tours. Well, usually, at least. Last year’s race sucked the big one (even if it was supremely Rule #9), but for the most part it is the race that is the most closely contested of the three. There are mountains everywhere Italy meaning there are less bunch sprints, the weather is completely unreliable, and the slightly lower calibre of rider seems hungrier. Or maybe the reduced pressure means riders aren’t quite as stressed out and are able to funnel that extra energy into the race.

My favorite Giro is a hard one to pick out, but its either the 1988 Giro when Andy Hampsten took the win after freezing himself stiff with Erik Breukink on the Gavia or when Pantani took his in 1998. I’ve been watching the ’98 Giro during my morning turbo sessions and Merckx-oh-me, that was an All-Drugs Olympics nail-biter. ’98 is also an interesting contrast to ’88; in just a decade, the technology had changed so much but more than that, the doping atmosphere in the sport transformed completely. From Hampsten’s Giro, EPO went from just being dabbled with on the fringes to being abused by leaders and domestiques alike by the time Pantani won. Hampsten wrote a nice piece about racing against dopers in Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race. He described the various side-effects that the popular drugs of his era had, such as bloating and a tendency to make the user over-estimate their abilities. Amphetamine made the riders do stupid things, cortisone made them retain water, and steroids made them heavy; a clean rider could use those factors to their advantage. A far cry from the rocket fuel that allowed humble domestiques to big ring up major alpine passes.

Why am I talking about drugs? There’s a race starting in a few days, people! This is our first Grand Tour, and the picks are worth more points, not to mention that strategy starts to play into things with the chance to swap your picks out on either of the rest days – at a certain point penalty. Remember that points are not accumulated; the standings on the last day of the race are what kinds, so keep the long game in mind.

Any points you win count towards the overall prizes plus the winner of this event also gets to post for the rest of the year in the pink jersey badge. So check the start list, review the VSP Grand Tour Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Friday, May 9th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero. There has also been a recent scourge of people putting a rider in more than one place. Two words: Piti Principle, people! Don’t make me do a bunch of extra programming to keep you from being allowed to submit such an obviously unsportsmanlike set of picks. We will mercilessly clear out all your entries should we find you have attempted this.

Also don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, have fun with it, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • That's looking a bit better. Now I just need Nairo ro make up about three minutes in a solo ride through the mountains but that can wait until next week.

  • Clearly OPQS have ditched the podium caps and replaced them with real cycling caps. For that alone, we should be grateful.

    Big Ryder H is taking his time, but I'm fully confident he can win this thing. He's playing the stealthy game and not giving too much away too early. Patience, big man, patience . . .

  • @Rhodri

    I thought it'd be the mountain TT where Evans lost time... he could potentially get a pasting there.

    Watch him lose more during the next 1 1/2 weeks. It's hard to imagine him taking any time from Uran, Majka and Pozzovivo during any of the remaining stages. Of course, Quintana will only continue to climb (pun intended) in the GC.

    It's time to stick a fork in Evans and BMC, they're done (That said, Evans must not fall any further than third in the GC*. Just sayin'). Just look at the 2013 Giro. Evans didn't podium on any of the 2013 mountain stages and lost almost 3 minutes to Nibali in the ITT (Stage 18) (more mountains).

    * But . Just sayin'

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    Ack! We need an edit function here, or I need to stop insisting on using amy iPhone to post to the interwebs.

  • @wiscot

    Clearly OPQS have ditched the podium caps and replaced them with real cycling caps. For that alone, we should be grateful.

    Gerrans and Wiggins have lately worn proper caps on the podium, so it looks like OPQS and maybe a bit of social media have done some good here.  I'm just happy I live in a place where wearing one still marks you out as a cyclist, not a dipshit.  Gave a nod and a wave from my bike to a guy walking in a Campy cap a few weeks ago -- he gave me a big grin.

    I missed the business end of the stage as I grabbed the chance of an early workday finish for a decent ride, which turned into a sheeting rain, flooded road storm kind of a ride.  Head down, power on, can't get any wetter.  Good on Rigo; I do like the guy.

  • @andrew

    @wiscot

    Clearly OPQS have ditched the podium caps and replaced them with real cycling caps. For that alone, we should be grateful.

    Gerrans and Wiggins have lately worn proper caps on the podium, so it looks like OPQS and maybe a bit of social media have done some good here. I'm just happy I live in a place where wearing one still marks you out as a cyclist, not a dipshit. Gave a nod and a wave from my bike to a guy walking in a Campy cap a few weeks ago "” he gave me a big grin.

    I missed the business end of the stage as I grabbed the chance of an early workday finish for a decent ride, which turned into a sheeting rain, flooded road storm kind of a ride. Head down, power on, can't get any wetter. Good on Rigo; I do like the guy.

    Hopefully, it's the beginning of a more permanent "normality" for proper caps to be worn and we'll look back on the podium/baseball cap era with the same distaste as the doping years.

    New rule suggestion: if you wear a current pro or vintage cap, be sure you know who/what the names/sponsors stand for. Brooklyn, for example, has nothing to do with New York, but was chewing gum. Molteni make stoves.

  • @Teocalli Edit. Again. Should read, "I need to stop insisting on using my iPhone...". Serves me right for surfing steephill.tv and velominati.com while working.

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