Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2014

Johan Vandevelde wears a snow helmet on the Gavia during the ’88 Giro.

For the simple reason that the Cobbled and Ardennes Classics are behind us, I have not alternative but to get back on my soap box about the Giro being the best of the three Grand Tours. Well, usually, at least. Last year’s race sucked the big one (even if it was supremely Rule #9), but for the most part it is the race that is the most closely contested of the three. There are mountains everywhere Italy meaning there are less bunch sprints, the weather is completely unreliable, and the slightly lower calibre of rider seems hungrier. Or maybe the reduced pressure means riders aren’t quite as stressed out and are able to funnel that extra energy into the race.

My favorite Giro is a hard one to pick out, but its either the 1988 Giro when Andy Hampsten took the win after freezing himself stiff with Erik Breukink on the Gavia or when Pantani took his in 1998. I’ve been watching the ’98 Giro during my morning turbo sessions and Merckx-oh-me, that was an All-Drugs Olympics nail-biter. ’98 is also an interesting contrast to ’88; in just a decade, the technology had changed so much but more than that, the doping atmosphere in the sport transformed completely. From Hampsten’s Giro, EPO went from just being dabbled with on the fringes to being abused by leaders and domestiques alike by the time Pantani won. Hampsten wrote a nice piece about racing against dopers in Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race. He described the various side-effects that the popular drugs of his era had, such as bloating and a tendency to make the user over-estimate their abilities. Amphetamine made the riders do stupid things, cortisone made them retain water, and steroids made them heavy; a clean rider could use those factors to their advantage. A far cry from the rocket fuel that allowed humble domestiques to big ring up major alpine passes.

Why am I talking about drugs? There’s a race starting in a few days, people! This is our first Grand Tour, and the picks are worth more points, not to mention that strategy starts to play into things with the chance to swap your picks out on either of the rest days – at a certain point penalty. Remember that points are not accumulated; the standings on the last day of the race are what kinds, so keep the long game in mind.

Any points you win count towards the overall prizes plus the winner of this event also gets to post for the rest of the year in the pink jersey badge. So check the start list, review the VSP Grand Tour Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Friday, May 9th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero. There has also been a recent scourge of people putting a rider in more than one place. Two words: Piti Principle, people! Don’t make me do a bunch of extra programming to keep you from being allowed to submit such an obviously unsportsmanlike set of picks. We will mercilessly clear out all your entries should we find you have attempted this.

Also don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, have fun with it, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers

    FUCK Me! I really should not post on sites that do not allow editing!!! Realized that my math was bad and thought that I still had time to fix it. Anyways, Goooooo Steampunk!!!

    Oh, Cadel. It was fun while it lasted. The Giro is the most beautiful race, and has been my VSP target this season. Buck: I'm amazed you're allowed on the inter tubes at all. I say that with love, of course...

  • @Yagerbomb

    Soo apparently this Stelvio thing is going to be a huge black eye on this year's race and it won't go away. BMC seems to still be at the top of the pissed off list and it can't help their cause anymore that Cadel has begun to slip in the standings. This seems like a long stretch of an idea presented by BMC in this article about a proposed time penalty.

    I think it'll join the long list of "coulda, woulda, shouldas" of cycling. What if Andy hadn't had his Schleckanical? What if Merckx hadn't been punched/crashed in 75? What if Froome had really disobeyed team orders in 2012. What if COTHO didn't dope? etc, etc. The stage is over, the results stand. No way will the Giro folks retroactively deduct time on Quintana. That would set a horrendous precedent and be met with even louder wailing from the teams. It would also totally screw RCS's credibility forever.

    That Fabio Aru, he's a boy to watch.

  • @wiscot It's a 50cm frame apparently, which is not miles too small for him as seems to be the usual custom these days. Gearing is 53-36 x 11-28, by the way. I honestly didn't notice how small he is, because he's been riding like a stud for over a fortnight in some brutal terrain and conditions. Maglia azzurra should be his.

  • Not a patch on pedale.forchetta's photos but got a last minute flight to Bologna and caught the Giro flying by

  • I can understand the teams being p*ssed but do they have any idea how it comes across to the average fan? (who if like me really enjoyed that stage, it was epic)

    Whinges would probably be better in private and with the aim of making sure stages like that are better handled in future? Perhaps properly enforced neutralised descents?

    Or maybe just accepting that stages will take place in snow and if you don't want to go faster on the descent you don't have to? Did everyone get down it OK? Is a rider who gains time taking risks on a snowy descent that much different in principle to one who takes massive risks on a dry descent(probably at greater speed)?

    Those questions aren't necessarily rhetorical; I'm used to descending on my own and the only time I've done it 'racing' was mtb xc where crashes are more common but less dangerous so I'm largely ignorant about the implications in a road race at any level. I'm sure it's very different descending in a chasing bunch on icy roads. Minimising needless risk while keeping the character of the sport must be a difficult balancing act.

  • @Rhodri

    I can understand the teams being p*ssed but do they have any idea how it comes across to the average fan? (who if like me really enjoyed that stage, it was epic)

    Whinges would probably be better in private and with the aim of making sure stages like that are better handled in future? Perhaps properly enforced neutralised descents?

    Or maybe just accepting that stages will take place in snow and if you don't want to go faster on the descent you don't have to? Did everyone get down it OK? Is a rider who gains time taking risks on a snowy descent that much different in principle to one who takes massive risks on a dry descent(probably at greater speed)?

    Those questions aren't necessarily rhetorical; I'm used to descending on my own and the only time I've done it 'racing' was mtb xc where crashes are more common but less dangerous so I'm largely ignorant about the implications in a road race at any level. I'm sure it's very different descending in a chasing bunch on icy roads. Minimising needless risk while keeping the character of the sport must be a difficult balancing act.

    There's no practical way to neutralise a race on a descent if the riders don't all agree (with current technology anyway).

    The riders and team directors all know it, and all you are hearing is just noise.

    I suppose it is vaguely possible that a minor time penalty will be imposed, but the Giro organisers will make sure the race is completely decided before considering that - they want to make sure the "penalty" is small enough that it won't change the result.

    Everyone knows nothing will happen to change the results of the race on the road.

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