Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2014

Johan Vandevelde wears a snow helmet on the Gavia during the ’88 Giro.

For the simple reason that the Cobbled and Ardennes Classics are behind us, I have not alternative but to get back on my soap box about the Giro being the best of the three Grand Tours. Well, usually, at least. Last year’s race sucked the big one (even if it was supremely Rule #9), but for the most part it is the race that is the most closely contested of the three. There are mountains everywhere Italy meaning there are less bunch sprints, the weather is completely unreliable, and the slightly lower calibre of rider seems hungrier. Or maybe the reduced pressure means riders aren’t quite as stressed out and are able to funnel that extra energy into the race.

My favorite Giro is a hard one to pick out, but its either the 1988 Giro when Andy Hampsten took the win after freezing himself stiff with Erik Breukink on the Gavia or when Pantani took his in 1998. I’ve been watching the ’98 Giro during my morning turbo sessions and Merckx-oh-me, that was an All-Drugs Olympics nail-biter. ’98 is also an interesting contrast to ’88; in just a decade, the technology had changed so much but more than that, the doping atmosphere in the sport transformed completely. From Hampsten’s Giro, EPO went from just being dabbled with on the fringes to being abused by leaders and domestiques alike by the time Pantani won. Hampsten wrote a nice piece about racing against dopers in Tyler Hamilton’s book, The Secret Race. He described the various side-effects that the popular drugs of his era had, such as bloating and a tendency to make the user over-estimate their abilities. Amphetamine made the riders do stupid things, cortisone made them retain water, and steroids made them heavy; a clean rider could use those factors to their advantage. A far cry from the rocket fuel that allowed humble domestiques to big ring up major alpine passes.

Why am I talking about drugs? There’s a race starting in a few days, people! This is our first Grand Tour, and the picks are worth more points, not to mention that strategy starts to play into things with the chance to swap your picks out on either of the rest days – at a certain point penalty. Remember that points are not accumulated; the standings on the last day of the race are what kinds, so keep the long game in mind.

Any points you win count towards the overall prizes plus the winner of this event also gets to post for the rest of the year in the pink jersey badge. So check the start list, review the VSP Grand Tour Scoring Guidelines and get your picks in by the time the countdown clock goes to zero at midnight PDT on Friday, May 9th. If you think we mapped one of your picks wrong, use the dispute system and we’ll review it. Also remember to be precise enough in your description so we know which rider you mean; in other words, if you enter “Martin”, we will use our discretion (read: wild guess) to decide if you mean Tony or Dan – and that choice will not be negotiable once the the countdown clock goes to zero. There has also been a recent scourge of people putting a rider in more than one place. Two words: Piti Principle, people! Don’t make me do a bunch of extra programming to keep you from being allowed to submit such an obviously unsportsmanlike set of picks. We will mercilessly clear out all your entries should we find you have attempted this.

Also don’t forget we’ve got three major prizes for the season-long VSP:

  1. First place overall wins a Veloforma Strada iR Velominati Edition frame in addition to the customary VSP winner’s VVorkshop Apron
  2. Second place overall wins a set of hand built CR Wheelworks Arenberg wheelset in a custom Velominati paint scheme laced to orange Chris King hubs. (CR Wheelworks is Café Roubaix’s new wheel goods brand.)
  3. Third place overall wins a full Velominati V-Kit with accompanying custom orange Bont Vaypor+ road shoes.

Good luck, have fun with it, and don’t lose your Rule #43 spirit.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Frank, I too like Nairocito, he is seemingly very modest or shy, I can't tell which. My guess before we are to hard on him is that he is going with what the team puts in front of him?

    On the other hand I think the whole get up looks sort of cute and hot... £;~}

  • Quintana puts more time into Uran today, and says he'll probably attack on Monte Zoncolan tomorrow.

    I'm hopeful we can put this business from Stage 16 to rest now. Quintana is clearly in a different class right now.

  • I've got a feeling Aru and Pozzo will move up a place after tomorrow's climb...which will also suit my VSP.

  • @frank

    OK, so I like Nairo, but WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WITH THOSE TALL FUCKING BOOTIES? That's enough to make me hate a rider right there. Disgraceful.

    Thought the same. He looked like a Tijuana hooker.

  • @Rob

    On the other hand I think the whole get up looks sort of cute and hot... £;~}

    WTF is happening here?  A Faboo-like man-crush?  AND emoticons?!

    For shame

  • @wiscot

    @unversio

    BMC Racing Team's Taylor Phinney broke his left lower leg in two places and injured his knee after crashing on the descent of Lookout Mountain Monday at the USA Cycling professional road championships.

    I read that too. Looks like his 2014 season is done unfortunately. That's a real shame too as he'd had some good results and his dander was up as they say. What's Horner's situation at the moment?

    I spoke with a cycling journalist pal. He said Phinney is lucky to be alive. Went head first into a metal guard rail and I think his leg was "fulcrumed" on the vertical support post. Yikes.  He said he's done for 2014, but feels it's very likely he might never regain/reach his peak form. That's how hard he went into the railing. I hope he's wrong, that would be a huge shame to not see what he can do with his genes and dedication.

    Also, he said he's covered numerous U.S. races in person and the moto drivers in the U.S. mostly have no idea how fast the PROs on bicycles can descend. He said many of them have no business working cycling races.

    I saw a report that Horner thinks he might ride the Tour. Hard to believe.

  • Hmm, could il muro di manayunk win the Giro VSP the same weekend as the Phila Cycling Classic? That would be...classic!

  • @unversio

    giro bizarro

    From 1st in Stage 1 to likely the lanterne rouge at the end--and everything in between--Svein is one tuft cookie. I'm proud to share a country with the likes of him and Ryder.

  • @freddy

    @unversio

    giro bizarro

    From 1st in Stage 1 to likely the lanterne rouge at the end-and everything in between-Svein is one tuft cookie. I'm proud to share a country with the likes of him and Ryder.

    And here I thought Garmin was gutted only having 4 riders left.  Huge RESPECT for Svein and Ryder my fellow countrymen

  • @Tartan1749

    @Rob

    On the other hand I think the whole get up looks sort of cute and hot... £;~}

    WTF is happening here? A Faboo-like man-crush? AND emoticons?!

    For shame

    Ha - I thought nobody was paying attention... it was done to tweek Frank and the e's hair style was supposed to be camouflage.... Although I have been known to wear a skirt occasionally because reel men love tae dance too!

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