Velominati Super Prestige: Milano-San Remo

RDV wins La Primavera in 1973

The second annual Velominati Super Prestige kicks off with La Primavera, Milano-San Remo on March 19. The first Monument of the year, MSR is the first true showdown of the year where all the big names will be en forme and willing to sell their mothers to notch this prestigious win.  Although known for its famous climbs including the Cipressa and the Poggio, it isn’t the terrain that poses the greatest challenge in this race, but it’s distance.  At almost 300km, this race is a monster. Without having ever ridden it, I can tell you with zero confidence that the Poggio is not a steep or difficult climb, but with a big pile of kilometers already ridden, even its moderate gradient will weigh heavy in the legs.

MSR often finishes in a bunch sprint, but not always. With a well-timed attack on the Poggio and more than a handful of seconds buffer before starting the descent, riders with technical descending skills (sorry, Les Freres Grimpeur, never gonna happen) can stay away and spoil the day for the fast men.

We find ourselves with a pile of data gleaned from watching Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico, but La Primavera happens to be enough of a wild-card that all that data will only serve to cloud judgement. Our advice? Take out the radio earpiece to and vote on feel.

The winner of this VSP edition will earn an “Obey the Rules” bumper sticker  and all reader’s points qualify towards the final prize of the free personalized Velominati Shop Apron.  This year we’ve enhanced the entry mechanism; if you are inclined to enter, simply post your predictions for the top five placings in the designated area above the posts section, bearing in mind that entry/modification of picks closes at 5am Pacific time on the day of the race.  Check the Super-Prestige main page for rules and scoring information.

Good luck.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • picks in. Can't wait! Gotta admit, I've not completed enough pre-season training so my picks are likely to be a bit inaccurate this early on...

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Gilbert
    2. the god of thunder
    3. matt goss
    4. spartacus
    5. robbie mcewan

  • Just to check, Frank, If i want to change any of these picks before the cut off time, I should just fill out the boxes again and your magic software will do the rest?

  • @andy
    That's right. Updating your picks does nothing except that in an event of a tie, the first reader to post the picks wins out, based on the last update.

  • Can't wait for Saturday. Talk about a who's who of a start list.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Gilbert
    2. Friere
    3. Sauceler
    4. Sagan
    5. Thor

  • what ever happened to the results of the previous race we did this with?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Faboo
    2. Boom Boom
    3. Goss
    4. Freire
    5. Haussler

  • Going for the Garmvelo sweep!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Heinie Hauler
    2. Thor me a new one
    3. FarRAWR
    4. Boom Boom - out go the lights
    5. Cave and douche

  • @Cyclops
    FarRAWR. Love it. I imagine a little cat-claw gesture with that one, which then serves to completely emasculate him.

    So far, so good with the software it seems. One more comment: as with the last edition, a free symbol pack goes to whomever identifies the most significant bug or makes the best suggestion on how to improve the system.

  • The real season begins now!

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Gilbert
    2. Hushovd
    3. Friere
    4. Goss
    5. Cancellara

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