Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Randy C

    This is compelling racing today. Great descent for Bardet and also up front for AG2R. Heart break for Thomas. Dang…

    Also, watching start of stage 8 yesterday and was discussion the on the barriers on sprint stages and in particular Greipel’s thoughts on needing to prevent the spectators from hanging over the edges. Apparently he’s been clipping spectators and discussion was need a buffer zone of sorts.

    The bike/kit combo of AG2R is something I can grow to appreciate.

    Cheers all

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    It can't be hard to come up with something like this that could be made stable and wide enough so that spectators could not hang over it and with tie-downs to make secure.  It could also have link flaps to prevent riders getting between them.

     

  • @Randy C

    This is compelling racing today. Great descent for Bardet and also up front for AG2R. Heart break for Thomas. Dang…

    Also, watching start of stage 8 yesterday and was discussion the on the barriers on sprint stages and in particular Greipel’s thoughts on needing to prevent the spectators from hanging over the edges. Apparently he’s been clipping spectators and discussion was need a buffer zone of sorts.

    The bike/kit combo of AG2R is something I can grow to appreciate.

    Cheers all

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    Good man for coming around on the AG2R kit. Too many around here have unfathomable taste in pro kit (to wit, the love shown to Mapei) while classics like Atala get dissed!

  • Well played by everyone except Aru.

    Replays showing Froome raising his hand for a mechanical and then Aru, who is behind Froome, immediately attacks.

    Aru pushes the pace, the other contenders follow him but refuse to come through.  Aru got mad and tried to get the others to pull through but they would not and now all back together again.

    Well played all (except Aru, of course).  One of the reasons I so love this sport!

  • Following this on updates. Sounds like a stage for the ages and it isn't even over yet! Gutted for Geraint and Richie.

  • @wiscot

    Porte went offload on the inside of a bend, flew off the bike, took out Martin as he tumbled across the road and hit the rock wall upside down and back first.  Horrible.

  • @wiscot

    Following this on updates. Sounds like a stage for the ages and it isn’t even over yet! Gutted for Geraint and Richie.

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    Fucking amazing stage!  So awful for GT and Porte.  Still waiting updates on them.

    And fucking awful for Martin as he was right in there and got wiped out by a flying Porte.

    Ended up losing over a minute through a crash of no fault of his own.

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