Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017

As many of you know, I write a monthly column for Cyclist Magazine where I answer Dear Abby-esque questions, and the most recent query pertained to whether I consider the Tour the best race of the year, or whether it’s an over-publicized circus. The question made me realize something about myself: I have a weariness around the Tour de France not unlike a romantic whose heart has been broken one too many times.

The fact is, as much as I prefer a race like Paris-Roubaix or the Giro d’Italia to the mid-summer shit show that is the Tour de France, nothing gets my anticipation going quite the way the Tour does, which is undeniably the pinnacle of the season; all the classifications and stages are prestigious enough that racers of all sorts are all arriving at the start in peak form. There is a promise of hard racing from day one, but the first week consists mostly of me worrying about the big favorites crashing out. As soon as we get through that mess, my heart is usually broken on the first day in the mountains, when the favorite takes a decisive lead and the rest of the race is most about stages than the GC.

At least, these are the dreads of a man who lived through the Indurain and Armstrong eras of racing.

Nevertheless, the Tour always manages to seduce me, and this year is no different. Maybe this year, she won’t be such a cruel lover. And, maybe this year, I won’t make horrible picks in the VSP. Just maybe, just maybe. You know the drill; get your picks in by the time the clock goes to zero, and you get some swap options on the rest day. Good luck!
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596 Replies to “Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2017”

  1. Porte FTW (fingers crossed!)

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
    2. Froome
    3. Quintana
    4. Contador
    5. Aru
  2. Got to be time for another of us Aussies to go to the top step.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
    2. froome
    3. Quintana
    4. Contador
    5. Five faces
  3. VSP PICKS:

    1. Froomie
    2. Fucking Quintana
    3. Pass the Porte
    4. Aru
    5. Pass the Pinot
  4. VSP PICKS:

    1. Vroem-vroem Froome
    2. POSH (Porte Out Starboard Home)
    3. V-ana
    4. Contador Toreador
    5. Bird’s song (Fuglsang)
  5. Error Please type something…What is occurring with my VSP picks?

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Chris Froome
    2. Richie Porte
    3. Nairo Quintana
    4. Romain Bardet
    5. Fabio Aru
  6. i would love to see Valvecap win the Tour, just to see how badly everyone would SHIT.  lol

  7. @Cary

    i would love to see Valvecap win the Tour, just to see how badly everyone would SHIT. lol

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    He did say he was fully committed to supporting Quintana.  Probably as usual by riding off up the road……….

  8. One of the the top 5 will crash or get sick or something but which one…but the gamble is to leave one out of the picks altogether.  So controversially I’m going with Froomey not making it to Paris,  not even running.  Porte has peaked too soon, so that leaves it clear for Nairo.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Quintana
    2. Porte
    3. Bardet
    4. Fugslang
    5. Mollema
  9. VSP PICKS:

    1. Richie Porte
    2. Chris Froome
    3. Nairo Quintana
    4. Fabio Aru
    5. Alberto Contador
  10. Fortress Froome and Skybots can be had this year.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Quintana
    2. Froome
    3. Porte
    4. Bardet
    5. Contador
  11. This is not the order I want them to win…

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Froome
    2. Porte
    3. Quintana
    4. Bardet
    5. Contador
  12. Trying to think how to come up with a set that has a wild factor.  I was thinking Quintana might lose enough in the TTs so moved him off the podium but then is Aru likely to rock the TTs without fitting a rocket pack?  Ok the TTs are not long but……….so out with Aru and out with Contador.  Somehow he hasn’t seem quite the same since overdosing on Spanish steak.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
    2. Froome
    3. Birdsong
    4. Quintana
    5. Bardet
  13. Picks don’t show up. But they are mapped. So, just in case:

    Quintana

    Porte

    Contador

    Froome

    Pinot

    Richie’s jour sans will be Quintana’s saving grace. Contador podium is really just romance. Froome will gamely hang on but this won’t be his year. His fourth will come with a vengeance next year. And Pinot is just too good to be ignored.

  14. Not much logic in my picks, other than Froome can’t keep up his robotic performances indefinitely.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Quintana
    2. Froome
    3. Contador
    4. Aru
    5. Valverde
  15. I give up trying to use the boxes to enter my picks. Technology has failed me once again.

    1. Porte

    2. Froome

    3. Quintana

    4. Aru

    5. Contador

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
  16. @Chickenmcnasty

    I give up trying to use the boxes to enter my picks. Technology has failed me once again. 1. Porte 2. Froome 3. Quintana 4. Aru 5. Contador VSP PICKS:

    1. Porte
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    You are not trying to use IE are you?

  17. Hmm, I’ve very curious to see how I personally react to the Tour this year. With a 14 month old on hand, job, wife, grad school, etc. I barely have time to ride, much less watch cycling. I hardly paid attention to the Giro. I almost feel guilty that I’m not that into watching pro cycling these days. But, I’ve always been a person who tries out new things, can become immersed, then moves on. I hope this never happens with my joy of riding, but I wonder if the Tour will lure me back in. We’ll see.

    Kicks off on Canada Day, nice one for our northern buddies! I was on Prince Edward Island five years ago on my honeymoon. Damn, I loved the Gentle Island.

  18. @Ron

    Hmm, I’ve very curious to see how I personally react to the Tour this year. With a 14 month old on hand, job, wife, grad school, etc. I barely have time to ride, much less watch cycling. I hardly paid attention to the Giro. I almost feel guilty that I’m not that into watching pro cycling these days. But, I’ve always been a person who tries out new things, can become immersed, then moves on. I hope this never happens with my joy of riding, but I wonder if the Tour will lure me back in. We’ll see. Kicks off on Canada Day, nice one for our northern buddies! I was on Prince Edward Island five years ago on my honeymoon. Damn, I loved the Gentle Island.

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    Ron, if you don’t know about it, steephill.tv sounds like your answer. Lots of clips, highlights, photos, links to articles. The best place to go for one-stop Tour coverage. You could fit it in to your crazy scheduler somewhere!

  19. Here goes the usual shite guesswork. I just want a clean, competitive race with no accidents. A few more TT kms would be nice, but Prudhomme hates TTs despite the fact that the Giro is screaming at him that it makes for a better race.

    I’ll go way out on a limb and predict another green jersey for Pinchy.

    VSP PICKS:

    1. Froome
    2. Bardet
    3. Chavez
    4. Quintana
    5. Porte
  20. If you are watching on Sunday when it goes through Henri-Chapelle watch out for a bunch of folk in vintage kit.  L’eroica Limburg are doing a ride over there from Valkenburg to watch it go through.  I should be there hopefully, in Brooklyn colours.

  21. I guess as a Brit I should be rooting for Froomey/Sky but the last few months shenanegins make me not want to see another tour dominated by the Sky Train.

  22. VSP PICKS:

    1. Chris Froome
    2. Richie Porte
    3. Nairo Quintana
    4. Alberto Contador
    5. Fabio Aru

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