Anatomy of a Photo: Denim Shorts

Anatomy of a Photo: Denim Shorts

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// Anatomy of a Photo

  1. @mouse

    And really, that’s just the top of the slippery slope that leads to this…

    And y’all are giving me shit.

  2. I think we are all missing the real point of the photo; Mig rocked a cap like no-one else could.

  3. *which is just my way of averting my eyes from denim shorts, Cipo and @mouses parents…

  4. @brett

    I think we are all missing the real point of the photo; Mig rocked a cap like no-one else could.

    Funny you stated this because the hat is what jumped out at me and just how damn cool it looks on his mug! I had to read the post to get “the joke.”

    fasthair

  5. @brett
    I was more drawn to the Delta brakes, but the cap is of course correct. Funny how Mig keeps lurking in the background of a lot of photos lately.

  6. @brett, @fasthair, @Nate
    I was wondering when someone was actually going to start looking at the photo itself, which is awesome. I tried with the DA lever discussion, but sadly there was too much homoeroticism going on for anyone to notice.

  7. @Nate

    @brett
    I was more drawn to the Delta brakes, but the cap is of course correct. Funny how Mig keeps lurking in the background of a lot of photos lately.

    Maybe I’m wrong, but I’ve never really liked Big Mig. Looks great on the bike, had an enormous motor, quiet and dominate. Just no panache. Even the two douche- nozzles, Pharmmy and Clenbutador, attack(ed), mixed it up a bit.

  8. @frank

    @brett, @fasthair, @Nate
    I was wondering when someone was actually going to start looking at the photo itself, which is awesome. I tried with the DA lever discussion, but sadly there was too much homoeroticism going on for anyone to notice.

    Christ.

  9. @frank @brett
    Another thing that sticks out is that silly little grin he has on his face while the two behind him have a dazed and confused look. Kind of reminds me a the photo here of Cyclops racing with the same smile and reactions from the all-so-rans’ following.

    fasthair

  10. @Jeff in PetroMetro
    @frank
    @minion
    @scaler911
    It seems my “Shock and Awe” campaign though ultimately successful in enabling @Ron to see the error of his ways was viewed as being unsavoury to the rest of the population.
    I’m sure there’s a greater lesson in there somewhere, but I can’t be fucked paying attention long enough to work out what it is.
    @frank, I pledge not to post any more fat people in body paint (unless it’s really, really funny).

  11. @mouse

    @Jeff in PetroMetro
    @frank
    @minion
    @scaler911
    It seems my “Shock and Awe” campaign though ultimately successful in enabling @Ron to see the error of his ways was viewed as being unsavoury to the rest of the population.
    I’m sure there’s a greater lesson in there somewhere, but I can’t be fucked paying attention long enough to work out what it is.
    @frank, I pledge not to post any more fat people in body paint (unless it’s really, really funny).

    What I’m wondering (not much mind you), is WTF you type into Google to find a photog like that.

  12. @scaler911
    Page six of the family album, I thought… cards to send to grandma?

  13. @fasthair
    It’s not a silly grin, it’s a rictus of pain. He wore that a lot as he kept pace on the steepest climbs with the best climbers of the day, despite giving away 10-20kg to them.

    Indurain may not have been flashy but he was as solid as a rock and his Tour wins were crafted out of a legendary ability to eke the most from his huge engine and his sheer guts.

    Aúpa, Indurain!

  14. @minion

    @scaler911
    Page six of the family album, I thought… cards to send to grandma?

    Good one.
    Rest assured, you don’t go searching for an image like that. It finds you.

  15. @Oli

    it’s a rictus of pain.

    Great expression. We inhale wasps. Pros display a rictus of pain…

  16. @Oli

    @fasthairIt’s not a silly grin, it’s a rictus of pain. He wore that a lot as he kept pace on the steepest climbs with the best climbers of the day, despite giving away 10-20kg to them.
    Indurain may not have been flashy but he was as solid as a rock and his Tour wins were crafted out of a legendary ability to eke the most from his huge engine and his sheer guts.
    Aúpa, Indurain!

    +1

    Big Mig did wonders for the dreams of us Big Fellas. Power and then more power, all the while giving nothing away…

  17. @scaler911

    @Nate

    @brettI was more drawn to the Delta brakes, but the cap is of course correct. Funny how Mig keeps lurking in the background of a lot of photos lately.

    Maybe I’m wrong, but I’ve never really liked Big Mig. Looks great on the bike, had an enormous motor, quiet and dominate. Just no panache. Even the two douche- nozzles, Pharmmy and Clenbutador, attack(ed), mixed it up a bit.

    Who needs to attack?

  18. @brett
    The nonchalance of the legssassination Big Mig delivers to the entire peloton is truly terrifying. His stroke and body make the effort so effortless. I can imagine him saying to the Lampre rider he overtakes, and then causes to blowup, “Oh, you’re racing? I was just out for a spin up this here mountain. Buy you an expresso at the top.”

  19. @brett
    No, I watched that stage (and again now). I’m not saying that the man isn’t a absolute master at just fucking crushing anything in his path. His Vo2 max, his resting HR, his ability to recover after going uphill with itty bitty folk (esp at his size) are legendary. Just not my guy. No offense to you, Oli or anyone else.

  20. @scaler911
    Absolutely none taken mate… c’mon, not even Cam offends me, and he said I wear nappies.

  21. I’m not offended in the least, but someone has to stick up for the poor guy!

  22. The first two minutes of that clip are the most awesome. Where one by one they try to stick to his wheel and then just pull away and say “Nope, I’m f*cked, you have a go.”
    Until finally there’s just nobody left. And he never even gets out of the saddle.

    I did like Indurain – he was my introduction to pro-cycling. It was during his era that I first got into watching the Tour, mainly because I had moved to the UK from Australia in 1993, and it just hadn’t been viewable in Oz.

    It’s one of the things I dislike Bjarne Riis for – ending Indurain’s run when he was cheating. Having said that, Banesto and Once were not renowned for being ultra-clean so I don’t have too many illusions about it.

  23. I’m kinda new on these posts, so maybe you already discussed funky kits of years past.

    But anyone remember Laurent Fignon or Bjarne Riis when they rode for Castorama?   Somebody thought it was a good idea to make their team kits look just like their French painting company employees uniforms. OMG that was horrible!

  24. @Forza

    I’m kinda new on these posts, so maybe you already discussed funky kits of years past.

    But anyone remember Laurent Fignon or Bjarne Riis when they rode for Castorama? Somebody thought it was a good idea to make their team kits look just like their French painting company employees uniforms. OMG that was horrible!

    Castorama loved them – always good for the sponsors. And they stood out, as they were meant to and designed to by Fignon himself. For that alone, I love them.

  25. @Forza

    I’m kinda new on these posts, so maybe you already discussed funky kits of years past.

    But anyone remember Laurent Fignon or Bjarne Riis when they rode for Castorama? Somebody thought it was a good idea to make their team kits look just like their French painting company employees uniforms. OMG that was horrible!

    Forza,, Yup, plenty of discussion on good and bad kits on past posts. The Castorama fell into the bad kit category I’m afraid. Not even the awesomeness of Fignon can avoid that.

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