The Bikes

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The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.

It seems in some ways like a kind of Stockholm Syndrome, the way we honor our machines. We love them to a point that lies well beyond obsession. Upon these machines upon we endure endless suffering, but also find an unending pleasure. The rhythm, the harmony between rider and machine, the outdoors, the wind in our faces and air in our lungs.

The Bikes is devoted entirely to our machines. Ours, The Keepers, and yours, the Community. It features articles devoted to our bikes, and proves a forum for uploading photos of your own machines for discussion. We will be harsh, but fair; this is a place to enforce and enhance our observation of The Rules.

If you’d like to submit an article about your own beloved bike, please feel free to send it to us and we’ll do our best to work with you to include it.

  • Rule #12 and the Cascade Effect That is a very reasonable opening salvo for the Rule about bike ownership. Three is good and certainly a minimum, and we are talking road bikes here, if there was any doubt. They naturally become ordered: the #1 is ichi-ban, top dog, go-to bike for every and all rides. #2 was the old #1, it ...
  • Guest Article: Black Is Not The New Black  @kogalover is singing my song here. Bikes are beautiful. ’nuff said. VLVV, Gianni With all those posts on riding in winter and being visible, either by putting Eyes of Sauron or other car melting devices on one’s steed, or by even considering a YJA instead of donning plain black kit, it was about time to finally get ...
  • Dialing in the Stable This was going to be an article about Rule #45. It is amazing how much time is wasted and matches burned when professionals stop for that second bike change to get back on their #1. With all the jigs available to team mechanics it would seem they could set up five bikes exactly the same. And ...
  • Matching the drapes to the rug As a longtime titanium bike owner, I’ve always been jealous of a beautiful painted frame but Ti and carbon frames don’t need paint like a steel frame needs paint. But I want some painted beauty. It’s like buying a white car; I can’t do white, need some color. So between a Ti frame and a ...
  • Festum Prophetae: Waiting for the Hour Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. – Mike Tyson The one thing everyone should always plan for is that however well-conceived a program might be, things will never go to plan. The high level plan for my Festum Prophetae Hour Ride was as follows: Have a custom Hour Bike built by Don Walker. Because reasons. Reasons like custom ...
  1. The Velominati have inspired me to add my Ride to the collection. My Seven Alaris just had its first birthday. Ours is a beautiful friendship that I expect to last for many, many years. I went with Titanium for just this reason: while carbon is all the rage, the weight savings in not as important to me. Steel is the Real Deal, but I don’t trust myself enough to keep it from suffering the fates of corrosion and rust. So Ti it was for me.

    With strict adherence to Rule #25, I had to face the fact that cost was an issue. I sunk as much as I could afford (actually, somewhat more than what I could afford, but Rule #4 is a player here) into the frame itself, opting for a budget gruppo. Plans to update later are being made, but I am actually very satisfied with performance of the chosen SRAM Rival set. I’m a big guy at 6’4″³ so this is a Big Bike. It adheres strictly to Rule #65 at all times. I discovered an “achilles heel” to the frame design, in that the rear derailleur drop out is integral to the frame. Thus, any incorrect force on that part results in frame damage, requires return to the factory repairs, and not just a simple replacement of the hanger (as is the case with my wife’s Cervelo.) Still, once known, it is a simple matter to treat the machine with the respect due.

    I recommend the Seven brand and my local retail guy at Cascade Bicycle Studio to all I come across. While I am not as hard a guy as I aspire to be, one thing is sure: I look like a fookin’ rock star on this classic bike. And of course, the original custom label from the factory: “Owner/Pilot: R.A.Glover ’80″²” has been replaced with my customized Velominati badge.

    Merckx be with you.

  2. Cascade Bicycle Studio? We need to have a Seattle Velominati group ride some Saturday morning. Queen Anne Cobblestones or the Seattle Tre Cime.

    Hopefully something more V than the 10km/h funeral procession I rode with Frank a few weeks ago.

  3. @Geoffrey Grosenbach
    Count me in. We could meet up at the starbucks at the Stupid Intersection by green lake/ Greggs.

  4. We have an unusual number of tall people here.

  5. eightzero:
    @Geoffrey Grosenbach
    We could meet up at the starbucks.

    We definitely need a Rule that prohibits mention of this purveyor of coffee anywhere on these pages. The coffee’s fine, but with so many good small coffee shops everywhere, surely the aesthetic of the Velominati would tend away from a corporate chain.

  6. @eightzero
    Nice looking ride, man. Way to start things off. I really like the aesthetic of those SEVEN frames. Too bad about the derailleur hanger, seems weird for a modern bike. But like you say, you can be uber-careful with it. Are those Neuvation wheels? I’ve been curious about the value of those wheels and how they compare.


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