Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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Everyone should put a pick of their bike up for critique....like standing in front of a mirror naked. No where to hide.
@zipper
Most have, that's what the 'Bikes' page is all about...
@zipper Your turn.
I do believe in the spirit of rule #74 but I primarily use the edge 800 to follow routes I haven't done before without needing to stop.
@El Segquill I think quill stems like that have so much class; it's a shame that modern road bikes have these ugly MTB-style attachments now.
How does my machine stack up? i know i know new back tire.
@El Segundo, @thebaron
Move this conversation over to The BIkes.
@853
This interesting excuse (I read it for the articles) and beautiful observation (real vs fake stems) belongs in The Rules.
@frank moved already.
Question for the keepers on etiquette of the road.
On a recent ride i met up with 2 non roadies that made me question life.
1. I was riding and wanted to turn left into a road (Canada) so crossing traffic, a MTB "cyclist" was in the pedestrian lane and crossing, he saw me and proceeded to go anyways. i hammered to cross him and I "gently" yelled you aren't a pedestrian.
was that ok?
2. Same ride surprisingly....A crazy looking guy riding a "vintage" road bike was riding down a steep hill in my direction, so in the wrong direction, came right at me and put his hand down for a low five. i put my head down and ignored him like an ass his was.
whats you take on this? have you seen this before? It was a very odd ride for me.
@thebaron
Anyone riding on the wrong side of the road is insane. We are part of traffic, we are not pedestrians. I don't know why a pedestrian would walk against traffic either, but that is another subject.
But this comes down to Rule 2, Rule 3, and definitely Rule 43. Yelling at anyone - traffic, pedestrians, what have you, will do nothing but make people hate you (more). Be polite, be kind, and calmly explain that what they did was dangerous.
I've yelled at people and wound up in a yelling match where everyone left angry and unchanged. I've also knocked on the window of a driver at the next stoplight and explained calmly how them pulling out in front of me on a rainy day was really dangerous and I was barely able to stop. In that case, the driver was mortified and seemed to take home the message.
Leading by example and guiding the initiated (uninformed) is the best way to have impact here. And Rule 43 is always a good route to go in any event.
And don't low-five anyone ever anytime for any reason.