Categories: Belgian Affirmations

Belgian Affirmations: Kapelmuur

There isn’t a lot about a climb several kilometers long ending in a sustained 20% cobbled gradient that communicates ‘Attack’ and/or ‘Respond’. Certainly not when it comes after 240 kilometers with only 20 left to race. Nope, I’ve double-checked the calibration and used a control-case: the only reading I’m getting on the Pain Gauge is the needle dropping all the way over to and past ‘Survival’.

Here we have Roger De Vlaeminck containing a vicious attack from Freddy Maertens on the hardest bit of the climb, giving more than a little bit of insight into why we refer to these guys as Hardmen. On an unrelated note, I find it to be a crime beyond articulation that the Kapelmuur won’t feature in this year’s Ronde van Vlaanderen; but that won’t stop us from riding it during the Keepers’ Tour; we’re all about history and tradition. I want to keep seeing this scene repeat itself over and over. After all, if a joke is funny once, it should be funny a thousand times.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @wiscot

    @Marko
    Hard to believe that Freddy never won one of the monuments!

    I'm pretty amazed by that fact actually. Ever since I watched A Sunday in Hell I figured he was a decent classics rider, and looking at his wiki page for results shows the guy was a great cyclist. But he has so many good results without a monument win.

    Top 5 performances in the monuments:
    Milan san Remo:
    5th - 1977

    Giro di Lombardia:
    5th - 1975

    Ronde van Vlaanderen:
    2nd - 1973
    5th - 1976

    Paris Roubaix:
    5th - 1973
    3rd - 1972
    4th - 1978

    Leige:
    2nd - 1976
    5th - 1973

    Major One Day Race Wins:
    Gent Wevelgem - 1975,1976
    Paris Brussels - 1975
    Paris Tours - 1975
    Amstel Gold Race - 1976
    Rund um den Heneninger Term - 1976
    Züri-Metzgete - 1976
    Omloop "Het Volk" - 1977,1978
    Grote Scheldeprijs - 1973
    World Championship Road Race - 1976,1981
    Belgium National Amateur Road Race Championship - 1971
    National Road Race Championship - 1976
    Belgium National Derny Championship - 1977
    Satges in all 3 Grand Tours - Various Years

    Important Stage Race Classification Wins:
    Vuelta a España Overall - 1977
    Paris Nice Overall - 1977
    Tour de France Points - 1976,1978,1981

  • @wiscot

    @MarkoMarko, Number 11 is one of the disciples: aka Fast Freddy Maertens. The Prophet never rode for Velda Flandria. I think it's the 77 Ronde which Roger won and Freddy was disqualified for an illegal bike change. Hard to believe that Freddy never won one of the monuments!

    No kidding? I did not realize that he never won a "Monument". Won a WC or two and some green jerseys, but non monuments. Hell, I'd take it!

  • @Marko
    My bad, Freddy not Eddy. I know there's no excuse as I did read the post but I've been up all night and called in sick today for baby duty, my wife is sick and I'm out of it. When mom goes down we all go down. Thanks for pointing that out.

  • @Buck Rogers
    Yup, it's really unfortunate when your career coincides with the likes of Merckx, de Vlaeminck, Kuiper, de Meyer, Raas, and Moser. Those guys didn't leave a lot of crumbs!
    When Freddy was on (and remember, long before Cav had the HTC train, Freddy had the red train of Flandria, inc Kelly for a few years) he won the following:
    75 Dauphine 7 stages inc prologue
    76 Paris-Nice 6 stages inc prologue
    76 Tour 8 stages inc prologue
    77 Vuelta 13 stages inc prologue
    77 Giro 7 stages inc prologue
    Can you imagine that kind of record today? Cav's good, but not that good!

  • @Netraam

    Wait... That link with Boonen and Cancellara.. they're both on the lowest gear.

    I think you're allowed to be in the lowest gear on the Kapelmuur, right?

    @wiscot

    @Buck Rogers
    Yup, it's really unfortunate when your career coincides with the likes of Merckx, de Vlaeminck, Kuiper, de Meyer, Raas, and Moser. Those guys didn't leave a lot of crumbs!
    When Freddy was on (and remember, long before Cav had the HTC train, Freddy had the red train of Flandria, inc Kelly for a few years) he won the following:
    75 Dauphine 7 stages inc prologue
    76 Paris-Nice 6 stages inc prologue
    76 Tour 8 stages inc prologue
    77 Vuelta 13 stages inc prologue
    77 Giro 7 stages inc prologue
    Can you imagine that kind of record today? Cav's good, but not that good!

    I love it, you've got these guys who have such bad luck - or are they just not quite good enough? Zoetemelk first overlapped with Merckx, then with Hinault...bad luck. Poulidor first with Anquetil, then Merckx. Yikes. Then, of course, theres Ole Ritter who held the second, third, and I think fourth fasted Hours for a while, while Merckx sat on top.

  • Fronk- you suck. Stop torturing me with these images of roads that I dream about, but can't ride! Well, I guess I could miss the kids spring break and Easter...

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