Waiting has never been my strong point. I’m anxious, but don’t really suffer from anxiety. Good things come to those who wait isn’t at the top of my list of proverbs to live by. Do What Thou Wilt always has been, though; kind of a Just Do It for early 20th century Satanists, and me.

It was with this mantra in the back of my mind that I made the instant decision to build my dream bike. The rationale went something like this: ooh that’s nice, I’ll have one of those. Before I knew it I was increasing my credit card limit and damned with the consequences. Actually, there was some rational thinking behind such a rash decision, but thinking that came after the decision. I think that’s called justification.

I’d had enough of talking about the dream bike in a manner which suggested that said dream would in most likelihood never come true. “When I build my dream bike” had a date set sometime in, well, fucking never. How long should one wait to do something that would presumably make one complete, or bring one joy? Simple answer, my friends, is now. If I waited another ten years, or even five, would I still get the same satisfaction? Why be an old guy riding around on a nice bike when you can be a slightly less old guy riding around on a stunning bike?

The waiting doesn’t seem so bad now. Hell, I’m even keeping the master who will be creating my steel fantasy waiting. But it’s all part of the process. This has to be right. And having the patience, knowledge and experience that my co-conspirator Steven has is a boon. From the very first excited email, to god knows how many hundreds later, every step of the journey has been carefully considered, over and over and then once more to be safe.

First, the thing that maybe should have been last was discussed, debated and dilly-dallied over until we (yes, I feel this is a team decision) settled on close to what you see in the above photo (with a colour-matched fork for my build). The gruppo was of course a no-brainer and a box full of Super Record gorgeousness stares at me from my desk. Already in Belgium await other boxes with the best of the rest; fizik for the cockpit, Chris King to make the steering sing, and cages from their namesake, beautiful bits of bent titanium.

The artisan’s hand of Diel now awaits the numbers game, before he lets any tube join another. All part of the process. The waiting is turning out to be an unexpected pleasure, but April still can’t come soon enough.

Brett

Don't blame me

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  • @Buck Rogers

    So what did you go with for fork colour? Not the amazing orange in the photo above? I am confused by your statement about colour scheme above but with colour matched fork. What is the frame colour in the photo? It looks awesome!

    The British Commonwealth called, they want their spelling of "color" back!

  • If anyone out there is of the belief that getting a dream bike will put an end to the N+1 problem it does nothing of the sort.  In fact in my case it really was just pouring gasoline on an already roaring fire.  However, I do think that it is a great tactic to get the bike in the door, but you really need to rehearse the "But this will be my last bike for years" line with a totally straight face ...

  • That colour scheme in the photo.  WOW.   If it looks that good in a photo imagine how it looks with said accompaniments.

    I cant have, but want !

  • So beautiful. Love the colors and finishes.

    @Nate

    Waiting for a new frame is such sweet agony.

    I'm in these throes presently. You speak truth.

  • This weekend I was thinking about golf. Not in the "it's not a sport because you can drink booze and smoke while doing it" way but whether or not anyone gets custom, handmade things of beauty like this.

  • Jesus. Go to the Jaegher site and look at a close-up of one of their dropouts. You'll wet yourself. I'm not talking about some sort of little sex wee. I'm talking about soaking your fucking trousers. 

  • fizik has an arione vs with orange "wings". have only seen it @ online retailer nashbar, but it does happen to exist...

  • @Ccos

    This weekend I was thinking about golf. Not in the "it's not a sport because you can drink booze and smoke while doing it" way but whether or not anyone gets custom, handmade things of beauty like this.

    Not sure

  • Gonna be an awesome bike!  Maybe worth pointing out that going custom build does not necessarily mean going top dollar.  You only have to replace a few components on a stock bike to raise its price above a comparable quality level custom, especially when starting with a steel frame.  I made my main road bike from a carefully selected Gunnar frame (same construction as Waterfords if stock sizes happen to be right for you) and built it personally except my LBS shop pressed the head and faced the bottom bracket.

    That was more than 5 years ago.  Very happy with the ride, and having built the bike makes working on it easy.  I expect many more years of solid service from it.  Only things I have changed since (excluding things that wore out) are the saddle and water bottle cages.

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