How Soon Is Now?

Waiting has never been my strong point. I’m anxious, but don’t really suffer from anxiety. Good things come to those who wait isn’t at the top of my list of proverbs to live by. Do What Thou Wilt always has been, though; kind of a Just Do It for early 20th century Satanists, and me.

It was with this mantra in the back of my mind that I made the instant decision to build my dream bike. The rationale went something like this: ooh that’s nice, I’ll have one of those. Before I knew it I was increasing my credit card limit and damned with the consequences. Actually, there was some rational thinking behind such a rash decision, but thinking that came after the decision. I think that’s called justification.

I’d had enough of talking about the dream bike in a manner which suggested that said dream would in most likelihood never come true. “When I build my dream bike” had a date set sometime in, well, fucking never. How long should one wait to do something that would presumably make one complete, or bring one joy? Simple answer, my friends, is now. If I waited another ten years, or even five, would I still get the same satisfaction? Why be an old guy riding around on a nice bike when you can be a slightly less old guy riding around on a stunning bike?


The waiting doesn’t seem so bad now. Hell, I’m even keeping the master who will be creating my steel fantasy waiting. But it’s all part of the process. This has to be right. And having the patience, knowledge and experience that my co-conspirator Steven has is a boon. From the very first excited email, to god knows how many hundreds later, every step of the journey has been carefully considered, over and over and then once more to be safe.

First, the thing that maybe should have been last was discussed, debated and dilly-dallied over until we (yes, I feel this is a team decision) settled on close to what you see in the above photo (with a colour-matched fork for my build). The gruppo was of course a no-brainer and a box full of Super Record gorgeousness stares at me from my desk. Already in Belgium await other boxes with the best of the rest; fizik for the cockpit, Chris King to make the steering sing, and cages from their namesake, beautiful bits of bent titanium.

The artisan’s hand of Diel now awaits the numbers game, before he lets any tube join another. All part of the process. The waiting is turning out to be an unexpected pleasure, but April still can’t come soon enough.

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110 Replies to “How Soon Is Now?”

  1. @Teocalli







    @brett shirley ya gonna get Bora Ultra’s?

    No, see where it says I’m getting Shamal Milles? I’m getting Shamal Milles…

    The only Campy that I really, really want…but it would be so, so wrong.

    But so, so right… (just requires changing the rest of your groupset. Easy.)

    well after this happened,

    might have a look at the Italian gear, hell only had 8500km on the block, snapped like a spoke up Ironside road not so ‘dura’ – ace. Still have a brand spanking new one for racing on the weekend.

    Seems you’re not the only one with DuraAce cassette issues…

    To my eye that looks like a cassette that was well worn past replacement anyway?

    Don’t know about Pippo’s but mine had 8500km on it, 1 year old and 1 week over warranty…

  2. @brett

    The latest bit of Jaegher porn almost has me reconsidering my paint choice! Holy Toledo that’s nice…

    Oh FUCK me gently with a chainsaw that is FUCK’IN gorgeous!!!

  3. @brett

    The latest bit of Jaegher porn almost has me reconsidering my paint choice! Holy Toledo that’s nice…

    Nah, stick with yours. Those gunmetal and titanium colours are a bit dull  – doesn’t do it for me.

  4. @ChrisO


    The latest bit of Jaegher porn almost has me reconsidering my paint choice! Holy Toledo that’s nice…

    Nah, stick with yours. Those gunmetal and titanium colours are a bit dull – doesn’t do it for me.

    I’m sticking with my choice, but I do like that colour…

  5. @brett

    More eye sex.


    I hope that you are getting kickbacks for this shit!!!  God DAMN!  If I start saving now, maybe by next Christmas ….

  6. Is there ever really ‘the one bike’?  I think not. There will always be something more to capture the mind. That said… Nice choice!

  7. @brett

    Dammit, I’m starting to sympathise with how impatient you must have been feeling.

    Waiting to get the green light from the insurers to go about replacing my crash damaged R3…3 weeks without any decent riding & the likelyhood of a tasty new R5 has me on the verge of a meltdown!

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